Dear Diary:
It's the next day of the fablympics!
Today's event is modelling! I'm so fabbing excited! For today's fabletes, we've of course got some ladies. Sakura, Tsunade, Rock Lee, Ino, Konan and Ten Ten. For the guys we've got Tobi, Deidara, Kakuzu and Hidan. LET THE FAB GAMES BEGIN! FAB!
Right off the bat, Sakura and Ino are disqualified for unfab aggression, violence, and arguing. Kind of saw that one coming.
Tsunade was rocking a fab pose and looking fab enough to win when she had a face malfabtion. That's right. Her face changed into some old grandma, so she's in last place.
Rock lee has shown up in a thong! Taking Orochimaru's wisdom, I see. Kabul and I are also both thong converts. However, Rock Lee's hair, pose and facial expression are not up to standard. Out of fab, I give him a rad.
Konan is wearing... an atwerksuki cloak! Now that's fab! Wait, Deidara, Tobi, Kakuzu and Hidan have also jumped up on stage! IT'S A TWERK INVASION! EVERYBODY RUN! IT'S TOO FAB TO HANDLE!
THE FABLYMPICS HAVE BEEN CANCELLED, THERE'S DANGEROUS LEVELS OF FAB LURKING IN THE ARENA!
RETREAT TO THE HIDEOUT! GET TO SAFE LEVELS OF FAB!
YOU ARE READING
Diary of a Duckbutt
FanfictionEver wonder about Sasuke's inner thoughts and feelings? I do not own Naruto or any characters.
