Life After Marriage Book 3

Celebrity Life

TRAVIS POV-

"Uncle Boobie is a celebrity." Sata boasted to Octavian.

They were all scattered around the guest room bed I was laid down on.

"Celebrity?" O scrunched his face up.

"What you talking about some celebrity? Yes I'm a cele-bur-tee." I poked him in the forehead with my index finger.

"What do you do?" Octavian looked at me with his arms folded skeptical.

"I'm a thespian." I said in a rich folks proper voice. "Bet you don't know what that means little boy."

"A thespian is an actor. Do you know what it means?" He responded to me as if he was challenging me.

"Hey boah! You don't address no celebrity like that. I'll call my security to come and take your little behind outta here with the quickness."

"What security?" He laughed.

"I'll show you what security." I hit him with a pillow. "That security."

Auggie and Sata started laughing.

"Now how did you know what that meant? Ain't you like six?"

"I'm a genius something you're not."

"Sata you betta get your little friend for he winds up in the pool somewhere."

"Hey don't talk to my Uncle like that." Sata yelled. "He's been on TV, right Uncle Boobie?" She looked at me for assurance.

"You damn skippy booty-doo. Cause what do I do Auggie?"

"I'ono." He shrugged.

"I act boy. I act."

"Sorry." He covered his mouth.

"Now tell em what I do A3."

"Ack."

"Say it like you black and you proud."

"Ack!" Auggie screamed to the top of his lungs then giggled.

"That's right. Hi-five favorite nephewwwww! Uh!"
I high fived Auggie.

"Act on what?" O said still not convinced.

"What else do you act on Mr. Genius. Tv. Movies."

"I've never seen you."

"That's cause yo little smart ass don't watch tv."

"I watch plenty and I've never seen you."

"Well I saw uncle boobie's commercial." Sata defended me.

"That's right booty-doo. Tell em!"

"Show it to him." Sata asked me.

"Just for you booty-doo." I went to YouTube on my phone and showed them a clip of my bike commercial.

"Uncle Boo-E!!!!" Auggie said excited to see me.

"What do you say to that huh? Octopus?"

"My name is Octavian. And anybody can do a commercial."

"Ooooooo boy you this close from getting a Nola beat down. I've done stuff with some big name stars for yo information."

"Like who?"

"Tell em' Uncle Boobie." Sata cheered me on.

"Denzel."

"You acted with Denzel?"