Life After Marriage Book 3

Father's Day Shopping With Bobby

"Sorry for the long wait!!! I was stalling because I don't want it to end, but I'm back.

Warning: this chapter is not for those who don't have a sense of humor. I don't want to hear your morality arguments, I just imagined Bobby Ray actually doing something like this. It's just a joke. Please don't take it serious."

Omniscient POV

"Cousin Bobby Ray." Sata tapped cousin Bobby Ray's shoulder.

Bobby Ray was giving the task of watching the kids while Aug and Amb ran errands, but it seemed the only thing he was watching was Aug's big screen.

"What's up?" He looked down at her filling his mouth with an insane amount of white cheddar popcorn, that Amber told him was specifically for the kids.

"Hey that's our popcorn. Mommy said give it to us." Sata said surprised he was eating it. That's what she came down here to ask for but found he was already munching on it.

"Oh y'all don't need this popcorn. Popcorn makes you lay eggs like a chicken."

"Like a chicken?"

"Mm-hm." He popped more in his mouth.

"Why you eating it den?" She folded her arms looking at him suspicious. He wasn't laying eggs. Somebody had to be lying.

"Cause it doesn't go for adults. Only kids."

"But we eat popcorn all the time. And we've never laid an egg."

"Really? Oh man. You might wanna stop eating it then. That means you got a thousand little eggs inside you just waiting to come out."

"Eggs where?" Her eyes got big.

"In the back of your throat."

Sata touched her neck. Really?" She said shocked.

"Yup. One day you gon open your mouth and eggs just gon come out. Want some?" He gave her a friendly smile and handed her the bag.

"No thank you." She pushed the bag a way.

"Good choice." He continued to eat.

"Cousin Bobby Ray we bored. We want to go somewhere."
Sata jumped on his lap.

"Like where?" He looked at her.

"I'ono. Oooooo maybe you can take us to get Pop-Pop a father's day gift?" She clapped her hands together excited.

"What the hell is a Pop-Pop?"

"My daddy fool!" She yelled at him.

"Who the heck you calling a fool?" He eyed her.

"You. Me and Auggie always call my daddy Pop-Pop. Well Auggie more than me."

"You got a smart little mouth. And smart little mouths get they behinds beat."

"Touch me, I'm telling my daddy. He will kill you. He's killed people before." She got in his face.

Bobby Ray cracked up. "Girl I will break your skinny in daddy in two and eat him for lunch." He took a big glob of popcorn and shoved it in his mouth.

"You don't need no more lunch." Sata grabbed the bag of pop-corn and ran upstairs.

"Cousin Bobby Ray's trying to hit me!!!" She ran screaming through the house.

"This little devil." Bobby Ray mumbled angrily walked up the stairs after her.

However what he found needed his attention more than Sata.