RatlOrD—Nedzu
BadBitch—Nemuri
IGotsAim—Snipe
GoAway/Aizawa-San—Shouta
COCK-tail—Hizashi
GOTOSLEEP!—Chiyo/RG
Ihatemaths—Ectoplasm
Igotgreys—Maijima/PowerLoader
GETFOOD—Lunch Rush
Boobs—Kan/Vlad
They/Them—Thirteen
Puppy—Hound Dog
Toshinari—Toshinari Yagi/All Might
Red—???
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BadBitch: Soooo, been a bit, is everyone ready for this new round of little fucks
Aizawa-San: Happy to know we are on the same level.
IGotsAim: You two shouldn't be teachers..
BadBitch: You try teaching these fuckers every year.
Aizawa-San: Seriously.
Boobs: Aizawa...you can't even keep a class for a year.
Aizawa-San: That's how you know that they're little shits.
Katsuki: YAY!! I'M GOING TO UA!!
BadBitch: Really???
Toshinari: Congratulations. You are Young Bakugou, correct?
Katsuki: Yessir
COCK-tail: WHOA! YOU, TODOROKI AND THAT GREEN HAIRED KID ARE CRAZY!
Katsuki: Haha, that green haired kid is Izuku-San. ^^
Red: Interesting.
Boobs: You're fucked kiddo
Katsuki: Eh???
Red: I have an interview...with a chicken..
Katsuki: Doesn't he EAT chicken as well?
Red: Yes...yes he does...idk how to feel rn
Aizawa-San: It's ok, you big baby.
Red: OI!
Katsuki: Red-San, what's your quirk?
Red: Mine? Uhm, idk if I should share that...
Katsuki: Oh! That's ok!
Toshinari: Young Bakugou, I believe we should speak on how you use your quirk.
Katsuki: Kk, whatcha wanna talk about?
Red: I don't think you should be putting your two cents into this, Yagi.
Toshinari: And why is that? If he is going to be one of my students this year, I would like to speak with him on some things.
Red: He's actually Aizawa's student, not yours. You can believe that, but that doesn't mean anything. You can't just go and give off instructions or information on something even YOU don't have.
Red: Y'know, a quirk.
Katsuki: Oof-
Toshinari: That's like you trying to give off information or instructions on a perfect family.
Toshinari: You know, the thing you don't have.
Katsuki: Oi! Not all families are perfect! Flaws are what makes us human!
Aizawa-San: I have to agree with Bakugou, not everyone is perfect.
Katsuki: and bringing up someone's home life doesn't make you right~
BadBitch: Kids got a point, but uhm, shouldn't you be heading home rn?
Katsuki: Oh..uhm, I am..? Izuku-San is carrying me!
Katsuki: He got taller—
Katsuki: And buffer—
Katsuki: Kinda jealous right now...
COCK-tail: Whys he carrying you? Legs stopped working kiddo?
Katsuki: No- he just picked me up!
Red: Bridal style? Nice.
Puppy: Aren't you in a meeting right now?
Red: Shhhhhhhh
Boobs: I will have a chaotic class— please, please tell me you've all seen the first years.
RatlOrD: So? What do you all think about your new students??
Aizawa-San: I can already feel the headache and they're not even in class yet.
Katsuki: Oi! Ima good student. (´•̥﹏•̥')
Aizawa-San: I know child, but your little green haired boyfriend isn't.
BadBitch: What do you mean?
Boobs: Oh yeah, I've seen Midoriya's papers too. He MIGHT need a little talking to.
Katsuki: Why? Did he do something wrong?
GOTOSLEEP: he's going to be a rascal, isn't he?
RatlOrD: Yes.
BadBitch: Yup
COCK-tail: Yesss ma'am
Aizawa-San: My head already hurts..
Boobs: You're head hurts? Have you SEEN the little fucks I gotta deal with??
IGotsAim: You all complain too much.
Boobs: You...stfu
IGotsAim: Big baby.
Boobs: Don't be jealous that I work out, fucking noddle lookin ass.
IGotsAim: That- I give up.
Boobs: Good, fuck face
Igotsgreys: There is a pink haired girl...that just blew up my classroom..school hasn't even started yet..what the hell?
Katsuki: OMG! YOU MET MEI?? TELL HER I SAID HIIIIIIII!!!
Igotsgreys: So, you two know each other?
Katsuki: Uhm-
Katsuki: OH! WOULD YA LOOK AT THAT! MY DAD IS HERE! BYYYYE!
Igotsgreys: KATSUKI BAKUGOU!!
*Katsuki Has Gone Offline*
Igotsgreys: That little shit-
Red: What do you do if your daughter messages you during a meeting saying she has no more tampons???
Aizawa-San: Yeah..no.
COCK-tail: We don't have any girls, good luck!
*Aizawa-San Has Gone Offline*
*COCK-tail Has Gone Offline*
Red: I- SERIOUSLY???
GOTOSLEEP: Hm, is any of the boys home?
Red: No..the youngest is with his new friends and the other is out with his girlfriend (keeps lying to me and saying she's his friend).
BadBitch: I can go and pick some up for her. I'm on my way to the store anyway.
Red: Thank you Nem.
BadBitch: No problem, you owe me though.
Red: I know...
BadBitch: 😚
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