Stop fucking my dad!

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RatlOrD-Nedzu
BadBitch-Nemuri
IGotsAim-Snipe
GoAway/Aizawa-San-Shouta
COCK-tail-Hizashi
GOTOSLEEP!-Chiyo/RG
Ihatemaths-Ectoplasm
Igotgreys-Maijima/PowerLoader
GETFOOD-Lunch Rush
Boobs-Kan/Vlad
They/Them-Thirteen
Puppy-Hound Dog
Toshinari-Toshinari Yagi/All Might
Red-Enji/Endeavor
Whit3.Ho3-Touya/Blue Flame
Midoriya/The_Top-Midoriya Izuku
BirB_-Keigo/Hawks
amazing.cuddles-FatGum/Taishiro
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Kitty-Chan: Alright, who here is either screwing a Todoroki and or sleeping with a Midoriya?

Kitty-Chan: I'll go first.

Kitty-Chan: I'm messing with  Midoriya who's trying to get me to get along with a Todoroki.

Kitty-Chan: What abt u guys? :)

Aizawa-San: It's three in the morning, what the actual fuck?

Kitty-Chan: Answer the question, Daddy Zawa.

COCK-tail: Wow-

BadBitch: Uh, explain????

Kitty-Chan: Mister Aizawa and Present Mic be fucking my dad, fr, and uh, Daddy Zawa was in their chat. Along with other things I don't want to talk abt.

They/Them: Welp- I'm invested-

Aizawa-San: Get unvested.

They/Them: That's not a word-

Aizawa-San: Is fucking now.

BadBitch: I'm having f u n with Miss Midoriya~

The_Top: F u c k y o u

BadBitch: Oi! You still have your dad!

The_Top: Eh.

Red: I'm screwing a Midoriya-

Red: :D

The_Top: You're fucking w h a t?

Red: Your dad-?

The_Top: NO! STOP FUCKING MY DAD, DAMN IT!

Red: Hold up-

Red: I'm fucking HIM, kid.
- Hisashi

The_Top: I'm about to commit sewer slide, istfg

Red: Damn, kinda sad, can I go back to what I was doing?
- Hisashi

The_Top: NAH! STAY HERE BITCH!

Red: Kid, I will kick yo ass to the motha fuckin moon. Try me, lil ass.

The_Top: Bet. Let's go bitch

Red: Aight, your ass know where I'm at

Red: Pull up

The_Top: Bet mf

Red: I'm actually fuckin a dad, but that's ok

The_Top: Bitch-

BadBitch: Jesus fucking Christ-

Kitty-Chan: WELCOME TO THE LIFE OF THE MIDORIYA FAMILY!! :DDDD

Kitty-Chan: Also- where's my dad...?

COCK-tail: I've taken a hostage—

Aizawa-San: Give him back, damn it.

COCK-tail: Come and get him. :)

Kitty-Chan: I am SO SORRY THAT I EVEN MF ASKED-

BadBitch: LMFAO!

Boobs: Enji! Let me inside!

Red: He said no~
— Hisashi

Boobs: FUCK!

3:33 PM

Red: AHHH!

Boobs: Your dad's kinda hot, ngl

Red: Stfu

BirB_: I agree! Holy shiiiiiiiit

Red: Wtf!?

Kitty-Chan: Izuku, I'm leaving you for a Todoroki. :]

The_Top: Excuse me??

Kitty-Chan: He's soooo hoooooot 😩😩

The_Top: Uh-huh, come to my dorm real quick.

Kitty-Chan: What??? I didn't do anything this time!

The_Top: I know. Just needed to see if I got the notes right for Mister Aizawa's class.

Kitty-Chan: Oh! Yeah! I can help!

The_Top: Nice, it's unlocked.

Kitty-Chan: :)

*The_Top Has Gone Offline*

*Kitty-Chan Has Gone Offline*

Red: Aside from those two about to either fight or fuck-

Red: KEIGO! STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY PAPA, DAMN IT!

BirB_: nO

Boobs: WHERE DID THIS SUDDEN STRENGTH COME FROM, KEIGO???

Birb_: hEhEhEHhE!!!

GOTOSLEEP: Ah, yes, an amazing group of heros.

GOTOSLEEP: I'll stay at the school if anyone needs me.

Aizawa-San: Vlad- STOP CALLING ME! UNLESS THE DAMN. HOUSE IS ON FIRE, IT'S NOT A HERO EMERGENCY!!

3:50 PM

COCK-tail: SHOUTA!! PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE!!

Boobs: THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!! PLEASE! SOMEONE GET TODOROKI!!

RatlOrD: Oh my god-


Hello everyone!!

Let's get some things noticed, yeah?

1) Katsuki acts the way that he does because he's with Masaru (his father) more than his mother (whom is rarely in the picture).

2) I'm not writing smut, it's cute and fun.

3) If I get another stupid/rude comment, I'm killing off a character or two.

That's all!

Thanks for reading!❤

Remember! Stay safe!♥✨

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