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RatlOrD-Nedzu
BadBitch-Nemuri
IGotsAim-Snipe
GoAway/Aizawa-San-Shouta
COCK-tail-Hizashi
GOTOSLEEP!-Chiyo/RG
Ihatemaths-Ectoplasm
Igotgreys-Maijima/PowerLoader
GETFOOD-Lunch Rush
Boobs-Kan/Vlad
They/Them-Thirteen
Puppy-Hound Dog
Toshinari-Toshinari Yagi/All Might
Red-Enji/Endeavor
Whit3.Ho3-Touya/Blue Flame
Midoriya/The_Top-Midoriya Izuku
BirB_-Keigo/Hawks
amazing.cuddles-FatGum/Taishiro
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8:50 PM

Whit3.Ho3: Masta has given Dabi a gLoCk-

Aizawa-San: He's drunk.

Aizawa-San: I'm tipsy..

10:12 PM

Red: Touya just gave the dumbest band alive-

Whit3.Ho3: SMASHMOUTH IS AN AMAZING BAND!

Red: Sounds like a fucing porno.

Whit3.Ho3: You look like a fucking porno!

Red: 🙄✋🏼

1:21 AM

Red: TOUYA IS FUCKING A VILLAIN!!!

Aizawa-San: Shiebsuebekwbtomsbikambdhjebksn

Whit3.Ho3: SHIT UP BOTTOM!

Aizawa-San: shit up??

Whit3.Ho3: Fuck u 2

Red: WAIT!

Red: am I gonna b3 a Grandpa???

Whit3.Ho3: whfbwifbsk

4:01 AM

Red:

RatlOrD: GO TO SLEEP DAMN IT!

Red: >:p

8:40 AM

Whit3.Ho3: Never again

Red: Deal.

COCK-tail: Idk, I had fun last night. :)

Aizawa-San: Stfu.

COCK-tail: No~

Kitty-Chan: Did you know; there's a company that turns dead bodies into an ocean reef.

The_Top: No! Not this shit again, Katsuki!

Red: My hungover ass can't with this shit.

The_Top: YOU'RE DRINKING???

The_Top: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU??

Red: No, dumbass, hungover like “I got really fucking high last night and my brain is trying to figure out what 2+2 is”.

The_Top: THAT'S NOT HELPING YOUR SITUATION!

Kitty-Chan: Did you know; there is an annual Coffee Break Festival.

Aizawa-San: Fucking wHaT?? Hell yeah! Where?!

Aizawa-San: I have a hangover, the drinking kind, I need coffee from hell to get through this day.

Red: Marijuana isn't bad- I think. Idk. Look, blame Touya!

Whit3.Ho3: Bitch!

RatlOrD: ENDEAVOR! NO DRINKING OR SMOKING! YOU ARE CARRYING!

Red: Okay...sorry.

RatlOrD: AND THE REST OF YOU!

RatlOrD: YOU'RE HEROS! STOP BEING SO CHILDISH!

GOTOSLEEP: Nedzu?

RatlOrD: It seems that I must change my passwords.

Kitty-Chan: Want help?

Kitty-Chan: I may know a way that could keep you from getting hacked.

RatlOrD: Hm, yes. That would be nice. Thank you, Bakugou.

Kitty-Chan: Nooo problem!

Red:

Kitty-Chan: Pregnant :)

Red: Bitch—

Red: Also, Midoriya, we need to talk. Think you can?

The_Top: Hmmm

The_Top: Idk, Katsuki, can I talk?

Red: Yup, I see what you're dad went for milk and came back for me and not you.

The_Top: Damn-

Red: You brought on yourself, ass.

The_Top: I'll come over later, jeez.

They/Them: This group is chaotic—

11:00 PM

Whit3.Ho3: SOMEONE WAS KIDNAPPED!

Whit3.Ho3: PLACE TAKEN: TODOROKI HOUSEHOLD
TIME TAKEN: TEN MINUTES AGO

Kitty-Chan: Touya??

Whit3.Ho3: THIS ISN'T TOUYA! WE NEED SOMEONE, QUICK!

Red: We're on our way, what is your name and what is the description of the kidnapped, can you do that for me?

Whit3.Ho3: I don't want to give away who I am, yet. It's a child, he's about two ten, maybe two eight. He has light blue hair, it's pretty long, just above his shoulders, he's pale with dark markings over his face, neck, arms and legs, his eyes are bright red and he's usually wearing really big clothes.

Whit3.Ho3: Does that help???

Kitty-Chan: Where is Touya?

Whit3.Ho3: He was knocked out with a lamp. Please hurry!

Boobs: We're on our way.

Puppy: We're at the police station..

BadBitch: We're going to need a lot of heros tonight.

amazing.cuddles: Maybe longer.

The_Top: Fuck me.

Hello everyone!!

I wonder, who's on the other side of the phone? 🤔

Q: Who's your favorite Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom?

I personally like Espresso Cookie and Wizard Cookie.
(*´﹀'*)

Thanks for reading!❤

Remember! Stay Safe!♥🍂

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