BTS Oneshots

Taekook- Would it burn?

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Contents: CRACKHEAD CRAZY and inappropriate words

Where Jungkook has a 21+ question for Taehyung...

Based off of a true story, this happened to me today between smallbean127 and I...yup...true story...

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It started off as a normal school day, Jungkook was holding his boyfriend Jimin's hand when he pulled away.

"Bye, baby." Jimin hugged him. "Oh- bye." Jungkook smiled, forgetting they rode different buses for some reasons.

"HeY kOoKiE!"

"Hey, Tae." Jungkook laughed. He knew Taehyung's voice anywhere. Luckily Taehyung and him rode the same bus, so Jungkook got on first.

"Let me eat your BoNeS."

Taehyung said in a weird voice behind him, earning weird glares from the other kids on the bus- but no one really paid attention to it since it was normal.

(Yes my friend really said that, and smallbean127 I'm sorry-)

"Tae, why are you so weird?" Jungkook sat down in the very back of the bus where they sat. "I'm not." Taehyung sat across from him in the back, immediately getting on his phone. Jungkook situated his backpack behind him against the bus as a pillow so he could sit with his feet on the gray seat and face Taehyung.

They started a normal conversation about Taehyung's sexuality, pansexual.

"I like PANS." Taehyung wheezed out, making Jungkook die laughing.

"Okay but wait-" Taehyung laughed, Jungkook completely losing it. The bus driver glared at them, she could hear them from the front of the bus.

"Wait, no-" Jungkook cut Taehyung off. "I have sex with PANS." Taehyung leaned back, laughing hysterically as the bus stopped at a red light. "Get in." Taehyung thrusted his hips into the air as a sign he would be having sex with a pan. Jungkook wheezed, a hand going over his face naturally.

"Imagine: we, like, share a house when we're older, and you like, come home-" "From work, or something, yeah." Jungkook laughed. "Yeah you like, come home from work and you see me just-" Taehyung thrusted into the air. "With a kitchen pan-" He laughed loudly. "I'd walk in and be like, what the F*CK." Jungkook looked at Taehyung, laughing.

"Wait wait wait- what if you cum in the pan?" Jungkook asked, dying of laughter.

(By the way, I am Jungkook and smallbean127 is Taehyung in this oneshot...)

Taehyung laughed harder- only God knows what he was thinking about now.

"WAIT- okay, so, like, what if you, like, cum in the pan," Jungkook started talking with his hands. He knew it was a habit not many people liked, but he couldn't help it. "And then put it on the stove," Jungkook could see Taehyung's face turning red as he laughed. "And put it on high heat: would the cum burn?"

Both of them wheeezed loudly.

"Like, if you put it on high heat, would the cum, like, burn or disintegrate?" Jungkook asked like it was normal. Luckily his older brother Seokjin was in the front of the bus, otherwise he would be smacking him clean across his face.

"I don't know." Taehyung shook his head, laughing uncontrollably, shaking his head. "No listen- cause like the water in the cum would disintegrate and then the rest would burn, like blood." Jungkook explained. Taehyung couldn't talk, he was laughing too hard.

As they approached the high school the conversation escalated to the mpreg fanfics about their favorite K-Pop group Stray Kids, which is a whole other crackhead conversation for later for another chapter...

(Yes, I remember this entire thing, smallbean127 🤣)