I like reading these, but there never enough so I hope you like it (I DO NOT OWN ANY MARVEL CHARACTERS) I think its kinda funny but my sense of humor is a little out of sorts. I will update sporadically because I don't want to make a plan.
Which was mostly true you had been unconscious for 2 days, other than that you had to work an insane amount to catch up but you could not tell them that.
Nat: sure, well ignore that you disappeared for 10 and a half days alright
Y/N: a pOtAtOe fLeW aRoUnD mY rOoM bEfOrE yOu CaMe-
Nat: no
Nat: I don't care if you tied one to a ceiling fan I've seen it before.
Y/N: TIS A GRAND IDEA MILADY
Nat: NO
Y/N: Why, answer my inquiry I beseech thee!
Nat: Have you been reading again?
Y/N: Nay fellow acquaintance tis thy sudden caprice of humor that has befuddled me.
Nat: stop. speak normally I pray of thee
Y/N: nay, i shall not be swayed by thy petty demands. Stand fast!
Nat: I can't even
Y/N: How has thy morn fared?
Nat: twas a pleasure
Y/N: delightful! Was anything of the utmost importance duly noted nearing this eve?
Nat: Nay, for dreary have my days ever so dragged on.
Birdguy has joined
Y/N: dreary gray morns do put dampers of otherwise superb morning.
Nat: Indeed they to, shall I notify this peasant his time to speak has come?
Y/N: rise and speak thy mind oh peasant
Nat: and you shall be acquitted for thy sins
Birdguy: Either i rise the IQ here or lower it. No bell curve that I am in is flat. It always looks like a hill. I don't like it.
Y/N: Pray tell me this sir, tis the curve flattened? Nay! Tis a full and bounteous curve! To glory!
Nat: ok, that was not even correct
Y/N: 'twasnt trying to be
Birdguy: I think the curve is flatlining
Y/N: GET THE IRONS WE MUST RECESATATE THIS CURVE
Birdguy: good job were at a steep hill now
Nat: that will be a fun hike to the top eh?
Y/N: still up for coffee?
Nat: wrong way to phrase it birdguys on the fride
Y/N: I HATE THIS FAMILY
Nat: yes we can still go and please, please cease with the vines
Y/N: sorry couldn't see you there I was mmmmmmmmmmmmblocking out the haters
Nat: oh my giddy aunt
Y/N: THAT WAS SUCH A GOOD MOVIE OMG I LOVED THE PUMPKINS AND FLORENCE WAS SO FUNNY
Nat: hurrah hurrah, ok now back on trac-
Y/N: eeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE the basketball through at the end though!
Nat: No more about that movie (although its a good one) where should we go? Same coffee shop and are you bringing the children that LAST time I talked to you were screaming on your bed.
Y/N: haha, ok everything is good now here by the way were all settled down. Tamara came back here and she brought pup with her. She found him on the streets but were all good here.
Nat: ok, how old are they?
Y/N: 5 and I think around 3 months.
Nat: you must have been busy.
Y/N: y e s
Birdguy: Maybe not the same coffee shop then, we don't want to disturb the people reading and we sometimes stay to long.
Y/N: yeah, could we go somewhere the kids want to go?
Nat: sure! and are you refering to yourself when you say kids or the two kids that you have managed to find.
Y/N: the two kids that I found.
Birdguy: Great, where do they want to go?
Y/N: eep, well this is a toughie, so Tam really wants to go to the fair but I get enough weird looks walking around just blocks near the place where I stay to get wood to build something with them.
Nat: Why is that
Y/N: my age
Birdguy: yeah, I guess it would be strange to see a 14 year old walking around with 2 kids. I would assume she's takin siblings on a walk.
Nat: me too
Y/N: everyone knows I don't have parents in my neighborhood. It gets kinda awkward.
Nat: hmm, any ideas
Birdguy: I don't know how you could make someone look older or have a person or two people pose as parents.
Y/N: its ok, thinking's hard for first timers.
Nat:
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Nat: my hero
Y/N: thanks
Nat: But that is a good idea birdie
Y/N: yeah, but who
Birdguy: dunno
Nat: Would it be weird if-
Y/N: nah thats fine
Birdguy: she could have said if you stuck a lizard in your mouth for all we know
Nat: plans set then
Y/N: get the lizard
Nat: on it
Birdguy: I-
Y/N: I'll see you infront of the coffee shop then walk to the fair? Its a long enough walk we can get the fake stuff sorted.
