Luffy : Sanjii! There's dirt on my takoyami!
Sanji : Luffy that's seaweed-
Luffy : gasp WE'RE DOING WEED?!-
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Usopp : Damnit! Why does it have to rain? I accidentally left my slingshot at the deck and now its wet..
Luffy : shrugs i guess the clouds had to pee so bad. Looks at the clouds i wonder if clouds poop too.
Usopp : ಠ_> ಠ
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Y/n : So Doffy, Breast or Thighs?
Doffy : my my y/n~ i didnt know you--
Y/n : Doffy, im cooking chicken for dinner..
Doffy : ...i'm still eating dinner later right?
Y/n : No :)
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Y/n : *breathes*
Doffy : i feel like fucking something..
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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*sees whitebeard*
Y/n: *gasp* OH MY LAWD IT'S A GIANT OLD MAN ON LIFE SUPPORT!
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Random guy flirting with Y/n: Listen here darling, i-- *gets kicked by a Furious Sanji and Luffy*
Y/n: ...
Also Y/n: i'm listening.
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No one:
Not a single soul:
Y/n out of nowhere: There's a duck inside my stomach that demands bread.
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Idfk what the hell i am doing- it's 6am and i'm trying to sleep but all i can think about is these- 😭
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