A/N: These are just too much fun, I'm sorry-
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Lloyd: Where is Jay?
Kai: I'll do you one better, who is Jay??
Cole: Here's a better question, why is Jay?
Y/n: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Nya: Seize the day, seize the night... what's the last one?
Y/n: Seize the dick.
Y/n: Uptown Funk would've made it into the Shrek Soundtrack.
Lloyd: That's the truest statement I've ever heard.
Lloyd: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
Kai: No.
Nya: I did not.
Jay: I may have actually forgotten one.
Cole: Also no.
Lloyd: Oh good, neither did I.
Zane: *exhausted sigh*
Jay: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?
Cole: ...What???
Nya: I didn't even realize how sarcastic I was being. It's starting to become a problem, I think.
Y/n: Damn, the power went out.
Lloyd: Don't worry, I got this.
Lloyd: *stomps foot*
Y/n: What-?
Lloyd: *Sketchers light up*
Y/n: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?
Cole: Like it slips on and off really easily.
Y/n:
Cole: No, I didn't mean it like that-
Kai: We know what you meant.
Jay: The ritual... to preform it requires a sacrifice.
Lloyd: Sacrifice? I nominate Kai.
Kai: Wait, what?
Cole: Because you're little, you'll fit on a barbecue.
Kai: I'm 5'9, it's like average height in most of the world!
Jay: Its not that kind of of sacrifice guys!
Lloyd: How did none of you hear what I just said?!
Y/n: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Cole: I got distracted halfway through.
Kai: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Murderer: Any last words?
Jay: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.
Nya, watching Zane & Kai panic : What's going on?
Cole: Zane is having a midlife crisis and Kai is just having a crisis.
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