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Lloyd: What does "take out" mean?
Zane: Food.
Nya: Dating.
Kai: Murder.
Jay: It can be all three if you're brave enough.
Cole: *pitches an idea*
Lloyd, impressed: Huh, there might be something here!
Zane, under their breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.
Cole: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Nya: wHat?
Cole: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Nya: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?
Lloyd: Are you drunk?
Kai: Only on the spirit of Christmas!
Jay: And the spirit of whisky.
Wu: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Y/n and Lloyd: *struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
Y/n: You are a solid 11/10.
Cole: Aw, thank-
Y/n: Which is 1.1 because you look like shit.
Nya: I don't mean to be rude—
Zane: Yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often.
All of the Ninja: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.
Misako: Hello-
Y/n: Leave before there is a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your ass.
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Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations and I live by that
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Ninjago Headcanons (Taking Requests)
Random*Now with a New Cover!!!!* Just a bunch of ideas and theories for the Ninjago characters. It's honestly more for my own benefit so I don't forget certain traits about them for personal stories. NOW WITH 50% MORE MORRO~! I TAKE REQUESTS PEEPS!!!! Th...
