>Be me
>Wake up
>Checks clock
>9 in the morning
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>Remembers today is July 15th
>Hell yeah, summer Ushiwakamaru
>Opens Fate/Grand Order
>Takes a shit and does a FP pull
>Openthegates.mp4
>Everything is now ready
>Uses the first ticket>Excuse me wtf
>Stares at the screen for a while
>Kinda wanted some CEs for the event
>Thonk.gif
>Never made an 11-pull in this game
>Yolo.png>Merrychristmas.svg
>Still doesn't have a 3* event CE
>WhateverEdit: Hijacking this chapter for a short disclaimer. Further down in the book, one shots have their titles between quotation marks in case you want to avoid them and stick to the shitposting