July 12- Russia's Birthday!!
Characters: Russia (duh), America, Ukraine, Belarus, Canada, Germany, Poland, China,
Russia: I love you so much.
Russia: No homo tho.
America: But we're married?
America: And YOU proposed!
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America: IMPORTANT
America: it is Russia's birthday!
America: You are going to celebrate
Russia: America... I don't-
America: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUSKIIIIII!!!!🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🎉🥳🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
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Germany: when's your birthday?
Russia: July 12th
Germany: what year
Russia, confused: every year
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China: hey Russia when's your birthday?
Russia: why do you wanna know? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?
China: ...so I can know when to wish you happy birthday...
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Russia: I hate birthdays. They're just another day of the year, why would I want to celebrate getting old?
America: Ruski it's time for your birthday kiss!!
Russia:
Russia: it's my birthday for the whole month
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Ukraine and Belarus: *planning Russia's surprise party*
Russia, opening the door: hi guys I'm home
Ukraine, whispering: quick start a normal conversation!
Belarus: uhHh so then Superman grabbed the cereal box—
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Germany: what should I get Russia for his birthday?
Ukraine: Alcohol.
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Russia: there is no future. There is no past. Do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on seeing one side at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Ukraine:
Germany:
Poland:
Everyone else at Russia's Surprise Birthday Party:
America: all I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first
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America: happy birthday!!!1!
Russia: thank you. I thought you forgot.
America: why would you think that??
Russia: ...do you not know about time zones?
America:
America: I feel like such a fool right now
Russia: it's okay, you're still the best boyfriend ever
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