Holy shit I was never expecting this— I guess incorrect quotes are just more popular than I thought ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I know you probably all just want me to stop talking already and let you have some quotes so I'm just gonna say thank you to literally everyone who has read this book- you're all great and this is honestly farther than I'd ever thought I'd get
Now... onto the quotes!!
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America: Ugh we gotta get out of here
Australia: Yeah, thank you Catherine obvious
America: ...The expression is "thank you captain obvious"
Australia: It's not Catherine?
Canada: ...no?
New Zealand: Who would Catherine be?!
Australia: Catherine could be a captain!
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[America when he got covid]
Poland: I brought food for you.
America: As nice as this is, I can't taste it.
[Later]
Russia: Hey, dumbass, I brought you pizza or whatever.
America, sensing a pattern: No. I can't taste it. Thanks for the sentiment anyway.
[....]
Germany: I–
America: FOR THE LAST TIME, I CAN'T TASTE THE FUCKING FOOD. QUIT TAUNTING ME LIKE THIS IT'S CRUEL!
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America, holding a struggling Fiji: We got your thing back
Australia: No way, REALLY? Well who took it?
America: I think this guy can answer your question
Australia, grinning at Fiji: You know who took it?
America: HE TOOK IT
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Russia: am I straight?
Belarus: not in the slightest
Russia: no I meant my parking
Belarus: oh well in that case... no
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Russia: wow this breadstick is really long
America: not as long as my-
Poland: TIME SPENT LOVING JESUS AND BEING GOD'S CHILD AMEN
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Ukraine: let me get this straight
Russia: how bout you run this bi me again
Canada: or we can let it pan out
America: I'm gay
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America: shout out to my parents for having the greatest kid ever!
Russia: wow send my congratulations to Canada
America:
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New Zealand: Aussie really, let me help
Australia: no
New Zealand: but-
Australia: I'm aware that I have accidentally set myself on fire and it is none of your business. I don't need your pity water. Let me burn in peace
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Britain: kids, I'm going to tell you an incredible story— the story about how I met your mother
America: are we getting punished for something?
Britain: No
Canada: is this going to take a while?
Britain: Yes
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America: dad am I adopted
Britain: oh gods no
Britain: I wouldn't choose YOU
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America: I'm so much cooler than all of you. I'm just that good-
Russia: McDonalds ran out of happy meal toys
America: hold on they what—
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[Axis Power Meetings be like]
Fascist Italy: they're tiny mints that live in a plastic prison
Imperial Japan:
Third Reich: I said let's talk TACTICS
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Britain: you know this type of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house
America: is there another type of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?
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