Ayo part 69 😝😝😝
Spain: Why are you such a prick? When were your dreams crushed?
Britain, turning to America: How old are you?
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Italy: *eating spaghetti*
France: Italy, would you PLEASE stop EATING?!
Italy, mouth full: sorry, I stress eat!
Germany: I wish you'd eat some of mine!
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Brazil: What are your pronouns?
New Zealand: What's that?
Brazil: Indicative but not exclusive to your gender identity.
New Zealand: Stop swearing at me!
Brazil, frustrated: I just want to know how to refer to you!
New Zealand: My name is New Zealand, bitch!
Brazil: Australia! What are your twin's pronouns?!
Australia: Oh, we use he/him. He doesn't really care though.
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Jamaica: It's time I start learning from my mistakes. Haiti, what was the last mistake I made?
Haiti: You smoked all Cuba's weed, ate a whole pizza, and fell asleep for six hours in the middle of a Tuesday.
Jamaica: No... I did that on purpose
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Poland, pointing a nerf gun at Germany: Friend or foe?
Germany:
Germany: Boy... boyfriend?
Poland, lowering the nerf gun: Oh... oh.
Poland, blushing: I... yeah, that's... cool. I'd like that. Definitely.
Germany, also blushing: Yeah, I'd like that too.
Poland: God you're beautiful-
America, over a megaphone: Will the two fools in love on aisle 8 please remember we're in an all-out nerf war?
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German Empire: Quick! Give me something blunt!
Austria-Hungary: You have a hard time trusting people and can't let go of a grudge.
German Empire:
German Empire: An object, Österreich!
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America: Ugh, look, I wasn't trying to be a bitch
Mexico: ...Is that the title of your autobiography, or an apology?
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France: Fun Fact!
France: A guillotine only costs $1200 to build!
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China: Here I made you coffee! :)
Taiwan looking inside the mug: This is bleach
China shoving the mug towards Taiwan: TAKE IT YOU COWARD :D
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Canada: Mom there's a monster under my bed.
France, going to look under Canada's bed: Ma chère there's no such thing a—
Québec, with a knife: (● ◡ ●)
France, standing back up: Okay, we're moving.
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Germany: You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Poland: Thanks, it's the trauma.
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America: Come on, Australia, blow the door open!
Canada: What? No! That's way too dangerous. Just get me closer.
Canada: *knocks* Hello, could you please open the door? :)
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Slovenia: Slovakia, I know you love Czechia. I mean, we all do. He's a very nice person and brings a lot to the table.
Slovenia: But I think he might be a fucking idiot.
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Mexico: I want a bf.
Peru: Do you mean best friend, boyfriend or bread feast? Because you're being really vague here.
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Canada: You know, how about you and me working as partners?
America: Oh, no. Sorry, I only work alone.
Canada: Oh, ok.
America:
Canada:
America: All right, you talked me into it! We'll be a team!
Canada: Oh, good.
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Haiti: are you okay?
Jamaica: just high on life!
Haiti: ...and?
Jamaica, sighing: glass cleaner
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America: *Takes off hat to reveal a smaller, sparkly, secret hat underneath* Does this answer your question?
Canada: I never asked a question.
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Hawaii: Father, if my teddy bear is cold, can I put her in the toaster oven?
America: No darling, that would be a mistake.
Hawaii: Father?
America: Yes?
Hawaii: I made a mistake.
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