Yay happy pride month!!! I myself am aro, so that's cool!
For this chapter it's gonna focus on pride ships (those being Rusame, Gerpol, and Canmex) as well as maybe a few aroace folks like Switzerland
Canada: It's Pride Month, you know what that means!
Australia: I get to eat as many Skittles as I want?
Canada: What? No! What has America been telling you?
America, walking in, pouring Skittles into his mouth: Taste the rainbow, bitches.
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America: Hey Dad! Are we allowed for decorate the house?
Britain: ...why?
America: *already covered the house in pride flags* no reason-
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Mexico: I hope you like taking long romantic walks
Canada: *blushes*
Mexico: because I don't have a car.
Mexico: or any money.
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Liechtenstein: *passes Switzerland a note*
The note: do you like me Yes/No
Switzerland: I'm not registered to vote.
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Mexico, blissfully: during my first date with Canada, he gave me twenty bucks. No one told her to, and I didn't ask for it, but that's just the kind of person he is.
Canada: I didn't realize it was a date at first, i just thought he was homeless
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America: heh, are you checking me out?
Russia: no???
America, holding back tears: WHY NOT?!?
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America: what the fuck pride flag is that??
America: I swear they're just making shit up now
Canada: that's literally the British flag. Think before you speak next time
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Poland: I love murder mysteries!
Germany: I've been the lead suspect in dozens of murder cases
Poland:
Germany: *leans seductively against the counter*
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Russia, trying to make conversation on a date: so... do you like the mandalorian?
America: yeah, they're easier to peel than regular oranges.
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Canada: honk
Mexico: ¿Q-qué?
Canada: HONK
Mexico: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU BEAUTIFUL PEICE OF SHIT
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Austria, seductively: I want you to take your clothes off
Switzerland: please fold them nicely
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America: I'm pretty, but tough. Like a diamond, or beef jerky in a ball gown.
Russia: ...the fuck—
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Germany, on the phone: Babe— I'm breaking up—
Poland: IM PREGNANT
Germany: ...I meant the phone service...
Poland: right, of course, sorry, I panicked
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Mexico: every time I see Canada my heart clenches and I get all nervous
Argentina: I think it's because you're in love with him
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Canada: every time I see Mexico my heart cliches and I get all nervous
America: best to steer clear then, you seem to be allergic.
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Germany: what if we went to dinner... not as friends?
Poland: as enemies??? :(
Germany:
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Germany: Why does everyone assume we're a couple?
Poland: *Sitting in Germany's lap*
Poland: Beats me.
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France: I like my boys like I like my girls.
France:
France: That's it. That's the joke. I'm bisexual.
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Poland: Russia I'd like you to meet my boyfriend.
Russia: Uh okay—
Germany: *walks over*
Russia: Holy shit- that's my ex-war criminal buddy
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America: Rus it's pride month you have to at least try to seem excited
Russia, whipping out his rainbow shotgun: who the fuck said I wasn't?
Hap pride month everyone!!! :)
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