Request for ch40ticrussi4
Woo this is a throwback!! I haven't done one of these in like forever.
remember, requests are always open!!
Russia: You are the worst
America: You're literally touching my ass right now
Russia: Yes, but with resentment
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America: You've been stalking me?
Russia: You call it stalking, I call it "lovingly lurking in the shadows"
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Russia: I mean I tried to kill my boyfriend multiple times and it comes up less than this.
America: Way less than this.
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America: That was so hot, Ruski
Russia: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets
America: I'm so in love with you
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Russia: Y'know what your problem is? You're really cute so no one ever told you to shut your pie hole.
America: You think I'm cute?
Russia: Shut your pie hole!
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America: I'm pretty, but I'm tough. Like a diamond. Or beef jerky in a ballgown.
Russia: What does that even MEAN?
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Russia: Are you trying to be annoying or does it come naturally?
America: It comes naturally.
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Russia: You're an idiot.
America: That's the charm.
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America: Ruski, look the moon's out!
Russia:
Russia: That's the sign for Burger King.
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Fanfictionyeah uhm.... enjoy some skits, as me and my friends call them. I don't even know what characters are gonna be in here so.... hope it's good! Updates are slow but they will happen!! Also Disclaimer I don't support any of the bad things in this book i...
