Realistically I wanted an excuse to make skits with France
[Baking a cake for France for Mother's Day]
America: Where are the oven mitts?!
Canada: I'll get a towel from the bathroom.
America: No, there's not enough time! It has to come out at exactly 5:38! Not 5:37, not 5:39!!
New Zealand: What are you going to do?
Australia: *opens the oven and grabs the dish with his bare hands*
Australia: Clear me a space!!
New Zealand: Where?!
Australia: MOVE THE OVEN MITTS!!
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France: Mon amour can you watch Canada while I get dressed?
Britain: Sure
[few minutes later]
Britain: COME ON DORA YOURE THE ONE WITH THE MAP NOT ME
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France: How much did you spend on this date?
Britain: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years
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France: Would you like something to drink? We have water, milk, spiders, juice-
Britain: Spiders?
France: Spiders it is then.
Britain: No that wasn't-
France: *pours a glass of spiders*
Britain: why are there so many spiders—
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[before Britain and France were together]
Kidnapper: I have your partner.
Britain: What? I don't have a partner...
Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spat in my face?
Britain: Oh my gosh, you have France!
~~~
France: I swing both ways.
France: Violently.
France: With a crowbar.
France: Come get some, motherfuckers.
~~~
France, trying to teach Baby Canada the alphabet: repeat after me: A, B, C, D. Okay?
Canada: A, P, L, G?
Britain, trying to be supportive: Yes, remix!
Uhh hey sorry this chapters so short I got Covid and and I don't have a lot of energy rn but I just kinda wanted to get it out on time
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Fanfictionyeah uhm.... enjoy some skits, as me and my friends call them. I don't even know what characters are gonna be in here so.... hope it's good! Updates are slow but they will happen!! Also Disclaimer I don't support any of the bad things in this book i...
