Another cute ship-
Characters: Germany, Poland, America
Germany, drunk, talking to Poland: Ich liebe euch. Ihr seid meinen Feuer in der Kalt, meine Sonne in der Nacht. Ich kann nicht ohne ihr leben.
America: Dude, we don't speak German.
Germany, on the verge to tears, grabbing Poland: LOVE
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Germany: *kisses Poland*
Poland, actually confused: Wait, WHY DID YOU DO THAT??
Germany: Because I love you.
Poland, completely shocked: You LOVE ME??
Germany:
Germany: Polen, WE ARE MARRIED.
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Germany: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
Poland: Oh. We're going out?
Germany: Wh...
Germany, softer: Polen...
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Poland: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Germany: Okay.
Poland: And make out during the scary parts.
Germany: Th-
Germany: The scary parts.
Germany: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
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Germany: what if fairies were real?
Poland: what?
Germany: fairies. What if they were real?
Poland, tearing up: w-wait, fairies aren't real?
Germany: Haha i tricked you of course fairies are real please don't cry--
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Poland: how long are you going to be gone?
Germany: not long. Why?
Poland: I just wanted to tell you I love you =)
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Germany: I swear whoever has my favorite white shirt is gonna-
Poland: *walks in wearing Germany's white shirt*
Germany: ...go on a date with me
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America: ...why is Poland on your shoulders?
Germany: He likes to feel tall
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America: are you in love with Poland?
Germany: ...no
America: then why do you keep writing "G+P" everywhere?
Germany: it stands for Greatness and Prosperity
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Germany: hey Polen, you should smile more, you always look sad!
Poland: okay Niemcy... *smiles angelically*
Germany: *voice crack* yes exactly like that
Poland: Why are you blushing?
Germany, trying to hide his face: N-no reason...
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Germany, looking down at his clipboard: okay, so our plane leaves at 6, meaning we need to be all ready by 3-
Poland: Niemcy...
Germany: All the hotels and food have already been arranged-
Poland: NIEMCY!
Germany, looks up and smiles at Poland: don't worry, your snacks and blankets are already packed!
Poland: ....I love you so much
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Poland, gently: Niemcy, you don't need to be so stressed
Germany: yeah, but have you considered: I am.
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Poland: why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and of out the hot eat the food?
Germany: ...what??
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Poland: Let's play 20 questions.
Germany: Okay, what's your favorite color?
Poland: Triangle. Do you like boys
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Fanfictionyeah uhm.... enjoy some skits, as me and my friends call them. I don't even know what characters are gonna be in here so.... hope it's good! Updates are slow but they will happen!! Also Disclaimer I don't support any of the bad things in this book i...
