I swear I had New Zealand's birthday on the calendar I just missed it somehow— well I'm celebrating it now so it's the thought that counts right? 😅
Characters: New Zealand, Australia, America, Canada, Russia, Belarus, Kazakhstan
Russia: Happy Birthday New Zealand. Here's Kazakhstan and Belarus's birthday gift for you.
New Zealand: That's a big box...
Box: *giggling*
New Zealand: They're in it aren't they?
Russia: Yes...
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Australia: Shut up, you're messing with my train of thought!
New Zealand: I thought you didn't have a brain and now you say you have thoughts?
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New Zealand: I'm having a hard time deciding which would be a good fit for our family. Adoption is so difficult.
America: We've been here for HOURS. Please, just pick a fern already.
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New Zealand @ Belarus: so true bestie what did you say btw I wasn't paying attention
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New Zealand, dangling from the roof: I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my turtle Sheldon back in kindergarten. He went to Heaven and now my life is bad.
New Zealand, looking up: Ya happy, Sheldon? We're even now!
America, from below: New Zealand?
New Zealand: SHELDON?!
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Canada: Whoops.
New Zealand: Whoops? Whoops?!
New Zealand: This is not a "Whoops" situation. We are far past whoops. Whoops is a distant speck in the rear view mirror. We are solidly in "Oh fuck" territory, and I expect you to act like it!
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New Zealand: when you look at me, you see my body. You notice me, but that's not all I am
New Zealand: I also own thousands of bees that I keep inside a Jeep Grand Cherokee that I call the Beep Grand Cherokeeper, and that I never go inside of because I'm afraid of all the bees
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New Zealand, taking off a hat to reveal another smaller secret hat underneath: Does this answer your question?
Australia: I never even asked a question.
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New Zealand: I hate when Dad gets mad at me for being lazy.
New Zealand: It's not like I did anything.
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New Zealand: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking 'are we about to kiss?'
New Zealand: Doesn't work with getting out of speeding tickets, though.
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Australia: Do you know what day it is?
New Zealand, barely listening and multitasking: It's Monday.
Australia: Yeah, but what's the date?
New Zealand: I don't know May 10th?
Australia: Ye- no? What the fuck it's September??
New Zealand: Oh, oops.
Australia: So, you really have no clue what day it is?
New Zealand: I already told you, it's Monday.
Australia: No- well yes. But more importantly it's September 26th!
New Zealand: Oh. Cool.
Australia: ...
Australia: Do you know why September 26th is important?
New Zealand: Yeah, it's Flight Attendant Safety Professionals' Day.
Australia: Exact- WHAT?? No????
New Zealand: No, that's right.
Australia: Oh my god it's your birthday!
New Zealand: Wait what?
Australia: It's your birthday.
New Zealand:
Australia:
New Zealand, looking offended: Well why didn't you wish me happy birthday this morning??
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