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The Old Countries

uhm... yeah

Characters: British Empire, Portuguese Empire, Spanish Empire, Russian Empire, Second Reich (aka Reichtangle), French Monarchy, Napoleonic France, Austria-Hungary, America, Smol Third Reich, Smol Soviet, and Русская Америка or Alaska when it was under Russian control

«keep in mind: British, Portuguese, French Monarchy, Napoleonic France, Russian, Spanish, and Second Reich are all adults, America (when he appears) is about 20, and Third Reich, Soviet, and Русская Америка are about 10-12»

Spanish: hey Portuguese, if you're in a war, how would you fight them? Hit them in their shins?
Portuguese: haha kneecaps go bye

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[Isn't this what happened when Napoleon took power after the murder of King Louis?]
French Monarchy: this is your captain speaking
Napoleonic France, stabbing French: AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING

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Second Reich, planning a prank: do you know Britain's password?
Russian: you suck, Reich.
Second Reich: Hey!
Russian: no, you misunderstood. The password is "yousuckreich"
Second Reich: no numbers? Not very safe

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British: I may not know him well, but anyone who hurts my little friend Portuguese is getting a stern talking to-

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Second Reich: can I sit?
British: I most certainly hope you can!
British: just not with me

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Third Reich: you're not my babysitter!
Russian, who unfortunately was the one chosen to watch Third: No, I'm not. Babysitters get paid for the shit they go through.

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British: I don't do love. That's for fools.
Napoleonic France, walking in covered in blood: hey
British: fuck-

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Second Reich: how was the camping trip?
Third Reich: THEY TRIED TO KILL ME
Soviet, rolling his eyes: you said the bugs were bothering you so I sprayed you with bug spray.
Third Reich: ASSAULT

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Portuguese: try looking at it from my perspective!
Spanish, British, and French: *sinks down to the floor*
Portuguese: Ò_Ó

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Russian: you know Soviet, you can be really destructive.
Soviet: I can?? *runs off*
Russian: wait I wasn't giving you permission—
Soviet, pushing a lamp off its table: too late!

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[Isnt this what happened when Русская Америка became Alaska?]
America: Ruscaya, I knight thee into statehood in the name of the father-
Russian: *waves awkwardly*
America: the son-
Soviet: *dabs*
America: and the unholy spirits
Second and Third Reich: *demonic screeching*

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Portuguese: you know, when I was your age-
America: you know, when I was your height-
Portuguese:
Portuguese: listen here you little-

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Spanish: you guys saved the day once again!
British: you were there too! You're with us!
Spanish: yeah, but I did nothing except growl and hiss and act like a nuisance. So basically, nothing at all

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Second Reich: okay there's been a change of plans
Second Reich: I'm not going to Africa, I'm going to hell.
Second Reich: not all that excited about it