America, about to do something he most definitely should not wing: I'm gonna wing it
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America: "you support gay rights so you must be gay"
America: I support animal rights do I look like a fucking llama?
America, after meeting Russia: turns out I might be gay
Australia: holy shit how'd this llama learn to type
Canada: diversity wins! The llama is gay!!
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America: What do you MEAN I can't break the law? What if I'm really polite about it?
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America: Why are koalas not classified as bears?
Australia: Because they're marsupials.
America:
America: ...Because they don't have the right koala-fications...
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Britain: I love my children dearly, and nothing will change that.
America, from the other room: DADDD!! I TRIED TO MAKE RAMEN IN THE COFFEE MACHINE AND NOW IT'S ON FIRE!!
Britain: But sometimes they severely test my resolve.
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Australia: It says no trespassing.
New Zealand: What do we do?
America: Well, me and Aussie should go in. Then it's only dos passing, not tres.
Australia:
New Zealand:
Australia: What?
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America: What in the cinnamon toast fuck is this bullshit
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America: As my father once said: get fucked.
Britain: I never said that, America.
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America: Well, I'd say we learned a valuable lesson today
America: but we did not, so I won't
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Canada: who else did you tell about this??
New Zealand: I only told Aussie
Australia: and I only told America
America: and I told many, many people
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America: I've decided to be sexier.
America: there will be no actual effort on my part, I will just simply be perceived as such
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Canada: Just... why?
America: I get asked that a lot and I find that the answer is often 'I thought it would be funny'.
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Canada: You ate sand?
America: Yeah?
Canada: ... what did it taste like?
America: Like paper.
Canada:
Canada: How do you know what paper tastes like?
America: I ate it.
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Australia: I just murdered someone
America, not paying attention: mhm
Australia: climate change is going to kill us all
America: that's nice
Australia: I just broke your sunglasses
America: yOU WHAT?!
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America: my science headcanon is-
New Zealand: can you just say hypotheses like a normal person
America:
America: so my science headcanon is-
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Britain: What the hell is going on?
America: I saved the day!
Canada: No, you plugged ten things into one outlet and caused a fire.
America: But I pointed to the fire extinguisher and was like, "the fire extinguisher's over there."
Canada: You pointed at the toaster oven
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