"I ship it!"(Mashton/Cake)

Chapter 4: So..you aren't Asian?

"I've always wanted to meet an Asian. I wonder if they can transulate Anime for me."

-Luke

Luke's pov

I awoke to my mother poking me. She shook her head in disappointment at me, then just walked away. She did that a lot, so it was no big deal. Today was another day I would get to see Mashton. How lovely! I hopped out of bed, and quickly got ready, putting on a Spongebob shirt, my glasses, and ripped jeans.

Demi was waiting outside my door, her sword necklace between her teeth. "Now, as I told you yesterday. My boyfriend is a sophomore, so he'll be hanging around with your kind. I hate that. If you even think about pulling a Luke you will die."

"Do you realize I always pull a Luke. Its this thing called a personality, something that many humans have. Are you even human Demi? Oh my god! Maybe you could be an alien!" I screamed.

Demi crossed her arms, and stomped down the stairs. I was already ready, and heading down the stairs. My parents just sat there, and were on their phones like teenagers.

"Goodbye beautiful family of mine!"

"Bye brother I so do truly hate! Fuck off my boyfriend!"

All I did was see my parents just shrug, and nod. Meh, typical them! I love them so much!

I started walking to school, and soon made it. Michael was there with his girlfriend.

Hell nah. Not today. Grabbing a few of my pencils, I flung them at her, then pointed at another dude. She grinned, and skipped over to the dude. She was so nice, so I bet she would just ask why did he do that, even if it was me.

"Luke! The fuck! What do you have against her?"

I glared at him. Was that even a question?

Abigail finally came back, and she was grinning and fixing her hair.

"Babe, that guy threw some pencils at me, and had the nerve to say he didn't do it. Oh, boys these days. Good thing I have a great guy, like you!" She said, and they shared a kiss.

"Eww, no, fuck no. Abigail, I really have no excuse this time. Please just go. I can already feel the vomit rising!"

Abigail kissed Michael's cheek before leaning down towards me. "Oh Lukey boy! You are so funny! Bye bye!"

"Gah! It talked to me! No, the power of Christ compels you!" I yelled, as I threw crayons at her.

"Luke! No! Ugh! I swear to god, I am surprised why I haven't killed you yet! Where the frick is Ashton?"

Soon there was the roar of a motorcycle, which could only be Ashton. However, he had someone with him. There was an Asian looking guy, with a fit body, and nice hair. No, I am not calling him hot, I am just stating facts. He's fit, probably works out.

Ashton hopped off the bike, and the guy got up, and ran a hand through his hair.

"Guys, this is Calum Hood. He lives right by me, and well he needed a ride, and I gave him one!"

"You should really let Michael ride y-" Ashton sent me daggers, and I just stopped talking. Calum turned to Michael.

"You must be Michael. Who is that dude?"

"That dude, has a name. Its me, Lucas Robert Hemmings, the fairest in the land. Although, for some reason, this place doesn't recognize, that I am royalty, so they call me Luke."

Calum just blinked. Michael went to his side.

"Sorry he can be a bit-"

"I like him. He's cool."