"I ship it!"(Mashton/Cake)

Chapter 24: FU you horses

(Just a heads up for the stories you guys want me to make, based off ships Muke, Larry, and Malum are in the lead. But I'm only writing two of these, so vote. Tbh, I am already doing a narry one, cause its sooo cool. Might make a random Phan one cause FUCKING PHAN IS THE SHIT, BUT YEAH, Muke, Larry, or Malum)

"To this day, because of five nights at freddys, I do not trust any robotic animals."

-Ashton

Luke's pov

"Luke, wake up! One direction are on the TV!"

I was up faster than the speed of light, and struggled to find the remote. Calum was laughing so hard.

"What's so funny?"

"One direction aren't on TV. I just needed you to wake up."

"Calum, try that again, and I swear to god I will cut your balls off, and feed them to the wolf in the basement."

Calum backed away slowly, and went to take a shower.

I stripped down to my underwear and looked around the room. Shower is on. Door is locked. Coast is clear.

I opened my closet door, and pulled out my guitar, and sat on the bed. I tuned it a bit, and just smiled.

It had been a while since I had played my guitar.

I sighed, and started playing that one song.

Calum's pov

Fuck. I forgot my towel! I put my underwear on quickly, and went to get my clothes. That's when I saw Luke with a guitar, and he was singing.

"I don't even like you, Why'd you want to go and make me feel this way?And I don't understand what's up and,I keep saying things I never say."

How did he come up with those lyrics?

"Ummm Luke?"

Luke's pov

"God! Calum! Um..." I threw my guitar back into the closet, and closed it quickly, and shoved a towel into Calum's arms.

"Luke, you have a beautiful voice, and you can play the guitar so well! Who was that song about though?"

"Uh... no one... just was writing it just because. Now, you should go back to your shower, I need to get ready myself."

Calum shrugged, and walked away. I sighed, running a hand through my hair. God, Calum would be the death of me.

****

I sat on the bed playing temple run, and Calum had finally gotten dressed. Today, was the day, that Mashton, was having their very first date. Me and Calum were coming, and Calum wanted to call it a double date, but there was no way in hell I was letting that happen.

"Mashton where the f-" I paused when I saw them making out again, and Ashton reached for Michael's jeans.

"Whoa, everyone keep their d.icks to themselves for now. Its time to go the carnival. You can bang bang later."

"Luke! We were in the middle of something! I was gonna ride Ashton!" Michael pouted.

"Not on my couch! This house already smells like sex because of Demi."