Dating Diaries

Bed and breakfast

Wee hours of morning:-

Shaurya-Anokhi yeh room ke chakkar kyu kat rhi ho. Woh bhi iss waqt. Iss pair ke sath.

Anokhi-Woh neend nhi aa rhi. Thoda ajeeb lag rha hai.

Shaurya-Matlab? Pehle baitho. Yeh. Hey bhagwan tumhe toh bukhar hai. Shayd pair dard ki wajah se.

Anokhi-Ok. Is that why I am feeling hyperactive?

Shaurya-Tum Anokhi. Tumhara bukhar Anokha. Anyways rest now. Dawai lo.

Anokhi-But mujhe neend nhi aa rhi.

Shaurya-Chup. So jao.

He pats on her head. She is restless but finally goes to sleep at 7 am in the morning.

Shaurya-Pagal.

He kisses her forehead, switches off her alarm and goes to sleep.

Aastha-Yeh Shaurya bhaiya abhi tak breakfast ke liye nhi aaye.

Just then Shaurya walks down the stairs.

Shaurya-Sorry aankh late khuli.

Devi-Anokhi kaisi hai?

Shaurya-Woh uska pair ka soojan waisa hi hai. Bukhar ho gya tha. Aur aapki bahu woh room ke chakar kaat rhi thi bukhar mein subah ke panch baje pata nhi kabse.

Kanchan-Bahu?

Shaurya-I mean Anokhi. I mean matlab meri. Matlab aapki.

Devi-Meri aapki kya laga rakha hai.

Bebo-Humari hai woh first thing.

Aastha-Secondly abhi tak bahu nhi hai. Aur hogi bhi nhi. Permanent beti hai iss ghar ki.

Kiity-Bukhar utara uska?

Shaurya-Nhi Kitty.

Kitty-Ok ek din chill kare woh ghar mein best rahega. Hopefully jab tak hum sham mein aayenge she will be fine. Aur usko hona hi hoga. Humara weekend trip?

Bebo-No way. Cancel nhi hoga iss baar.

Shaurya-Utna simple nhi hai. I wish hota. Usko zyada chot lag gyi hai. And usse abhi bhi bukhar hai. So.

Bebo-Bhaiya woh theekh ho jayegi. Hum usko haldi wala doodh pilayenge subah, sham, raat aur aadhi raat ko bhi agar zaroorat ho.

Shaurya-Haldi wala doodh. Aur tumhe kya lagta hai usse theekh ho jayega? Doctor ke paas le jana padega. Bed rest chahiye usse.

Bebo-Bhaiya aap naa humare trip mein aapko nhi lia isliye jalte ho.

Shaurya-Mein aur jalta hoon.

Kitty-Haan. Aap nhi ho. Weekend ka hi time milta hai aapko uske sath. Aur woh nhi mil rha hai toh humare trip par aapki kali nazar thi.

Shaurya-Tum toh aise bol rhe ho jaise maine hi usse giraya. Matlab meri galti se hi. Magar galti se. Stressing on galti se. Aur itna samjhte ho toh usse leke kyu jaa rhe ho. Mere liye chod do naa. Please.

Kitty-Nhi bhaiya. It's girl time. No way.

Shaurya-Arre. Warna mein bhi sath rahunga uska pair ka khayal rakhne.

Bebo-Hum rakh lenge bhaiya.

Shaurya-Hum kar sakte hai. Kuch aata bhi hai. Hum kar sakte hai.

Kitty-Bhaiya. Aap aaoge toh secrets kaise discuss hongi. Pg 13 party hogi.

Shaurya-Ek second matlab mein nhi hota toh kya plan tha. Kaunsa ladke aa rhe hai. Unko mein itne assignments dunga ki woh nhi aa paye. Aur Anokhi. Woh kaise. I mean. Nhi. Aisa kaise. I trust her. But agar koi young, good looking ladka jo mujhse zyada intelligent hoga toh. I mean woh.

Anokhi-Hua toh kya? Mera Shaurya ek hi hai. Mujhe dawai deke sulane wala. Mere sone ke ek ghante baad sone wala taki woh yeh dekh sake ki mein fir se uth toh nhi gyi. Jiske ankhon mein aasoon aa jate hai mujhe halka sa pain mein dekhkar. And btw I know khud ko guilt mein sau baar maar chuke hoge par aapki galti nhi thi. You were carrying that heavy bucket of water for me. Toh gir gya bas.

Kitty-Bhaiya aapki vakeel ka toh jawab nhi. Aapko baizzat bury karke hi chodegi.

Shaurya-Haan aur apne pyaar se katl karke bury bhi. But filhaal murda yeh hai ki tum kya kar rhi ho. Naa tum jaa rhi ho naa mein. College nhi jaa rhe.

Anokhi-Toh.

Shaurya-Tum rest karogi. Fir doctor ke paas.

Anokhi-Classes?

Shaurya-Chup.

Anokhi-Par.

Shaurya-Chup. Breakfast de doonga room pe. Ab jao. Nhi ruko. Mein help karta hoon.

Kitty-Bhaiya aapki responsibility hai jaldi bahu ko I mean Anokhi ko theekh karo.

Anokhi-Bahu?

Shaurya-Arre kuch nhi. Shut up!

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