Dating Diaries

In Defense Of

Babli-Tum dono ko kya lagta hai yeh cute shakal banake aaoge naye-navele love birds jaise toh mein kuch nhi kahoongi? Nikki tu itni badi baat kaise chupa sakti hai?

Anokhi-Di woh mein.

Babli-Chup. Bilkul chup. Aisa kabhi mat karna theekh hai. Aur aap Shaurya ji. Aapne kyu nhi bataya?

Shaurya-Woh Anokhi ne.

Babli-Woh kuch bhi kahegi toh aap karoge? Chal Nikki bol inhe ki das din college naa jaye. Nhi jaoge aap?

Shaurya-Hhhhhmmmm.

Anokhi-Di aapna galat example de rhe ho.

Babli-So toh hai. Koi sharam nhi hai inhe itni badi galti karke. Aapko mujhe kehna chahiye tha. Aapko Zara bhi responsibility ki samjh hai? Kisne banaya aapko professor? Girlfriend ka toh khayal nhi rakh sakte college ke students ka dhyaan rakhoge.

Shaurya-Arre aap toh mujhe Anokhi se bhi zyada daant laga rhi ho.

Babli-Haan aur nhi toh kya karun? Aapki zyada responsiblity hai naa yeh sab jaise ki maine bataya. Aapko baat ek baar mein samajh nhi aati?

Anokhi-Di tu naa itna kyu bhadak rhi hai aaj?

Babli-Haan ab toh inhika side lagi naa. Pata nhi shadi ke baad tera kya hoga.

Anokhi-Di tu bhi naa. Kuch bhi bolti hai.

Anokhi-Di. Aisa nhi hai. Tujhe Aisa lagta hai. Aap mere sabse.

Babli-Haan bol.

Anokhi-Di tu bhi naa. Compare thodi karte hai.

Babli-Haan karte toh mujhe pata hai result.

Shaurya-Arre Babli aisa nhi hai. Anokhi arre she likes you. Tum uski matlab best friend ho, uska support ho.

Babli-Thanks for the consolation Shaurya ji.

Anokhi-Di tu impossible hai mujhe tujhse baat hi nhi karni. Mein hostel jaa rhi hoon.

Babli-Arre yaar. Dekho mein mazak kar rhi thi. Bas teri tang kheech rhi thi.

Anokhi-Zyada nhi ho gya di? Tu hi toh bas family ab. Hum dono hi hai naa ek doosre ki family. Usme pehle se hi Mera mood off tha kyunki Mera nikamma Bhai call karta hai aur upar se tu.

Babli-Achaa jaan galti ho gyi.

Anokhi-Theekh hai.

Babli-Ab mooh mat latka warna mera aana waste ho jayega aur Shaurya ka tere liye yeh sab organize karna bhi.

Anokhi-Di.

Ahir-Actually Anokhi mujhe ek kaam hai I have to go. Abhi call aaya tha. Sorry.

Anokhi-Ahir ji abhi tak toh baatein start bhi nhi hui.

Ahir-Hhhhm. Pata hai but kya karre?

Reema-Arre mujhe drop kardo naa.

Anokhi-Kya Reema tu kaise ditch kar sakti hai?

Reema-Isliye kyunki I think right now you need your family. And as a best friend sometimes I may have to take a back seat for you to hang out with your fam. Mein toh hoon hi hostel mein. Ab toh Shaurya sir girls hostel bhi nhi aate so yhi pe milna padega tujhe naa.  Kahan gye woh din! Haaye jab romantic log apne girlfriends ke rooms mein paaye jaye jate the.

Anokhi-Reema!

Shaurya-Hhhmmm. I miss that too. Kabhi aana chahiye mujhe bade din hi gye hai.

Anokhi-PS ko badhava mat de. Fir chupane mein alag dikat jayegi.

Reema-Arre ab toh inki family bhi tujhe support karti hai darr kaisa?

Anokhi-Arre warden aa gyi toh.

Reema-Cupboard mein chupa lena yaa bed ke neeche.

Anokhi-Haan cupboard mein bithaenge toh pair dukh jayenge and bed ke neeche peeth akad jayegi.

Reema-Tujhe bada pata hai?

Anokhi-Reema!

Shaurya-Arre isse kuch nhi pata hai I am great on endurance and stamina azma ke dekh lijiye madam.

Babli-Mein abhi bhi khadi hoon!

Shaurya-Arre waisa matlab nhi tha though I hate to boast I am good at all things you know. But aaj kal tum bade double meaning pakad rhi ho? Kiske sath ghum rhi ho?

Babli-Arre kisike sath nhi!

Shaurya-Arre who is this.

Anokhi-Di mujhe nhi bataya! Kaun hai?

Babli-Koi nhi.

Just then phone notification chimes.

Anokhi-Oh woh khas insaan hai kya? Dikha naa di.

She takes her phone and finds a Bumble notification.

Babli-Arre Anokhi bas chat friend hai nothing serious.

Shaurya-Oh! Enjoy karo Babli! Mere those days are gone you enjoy.

Anokhi-Excuse me! What do you mean! You want to hook up! Mein kafi nhi hoon kya?

Shaurya-Arre aisa kab kahan mein toh bas aise hi Babli ko encourage kar rha tha. Tumhe Anokhi se biwi wale vibes nhi aa rhe Babli?

Babli-Haan. Bilkul. Shaurya se sehmat hoon.

Anokhi-Tu kitni dal badlu insaan hai. Mujhe woh vibes nhi aa sakte kyuki biwi bana hi nhi hai. I mean to say.

Shaurya-I know and we have talked this over so many times. Just let's be here and now. Naa. Mein toh bas tumhari tang kheech rha tha.

Anokhi-Yup. It's cool?

Shaurya-Yup. Waise baitho. Ab jab all are cool tum log baatein Karo mein aata hoon.

Anokhi-Shaurya sure?

Shaurya-Haan yaar. I know you need to talk to someone who knows your past in and out right now. Usse tumhe accha lagega. Baat karo di se mein aata hoon.

I know thoda lamba break tha from this FF. But I needed for fresh ideas to pour in and feel a bit more objective about how to go ahead. So yeah back. How was this? Please comment.....