Dating Diaries

Kuch meetha ho jaye.

Shaurya-Yeh Kitty, Bebo aaj kal ghar par nhi dikhte hai.

Gaytri-Haan keh rehe the ki doston ke sath plans hai unke aisa kuch.

Shaurya-Oh!  Arre mein unke liye kuch laya tha socha tha khud hi de doon unko.

Gaytri-Achaa mein de dungi. Koi baat nhi. Tum mujhe de do. Tum thak gye hoge. Change kar lo. Mein tumhare khana room mein bhijwa deti hoon.

Shaurya-Arre. Koi baat nhi. Mein freshen up hone ke baad neeche aakar kha lunga. And yeh rha unka gift.

So it is Fiere Rivers bag.

Gaytri-Yeh kya hai! Kitna mehenga hoga yeh. And do woh bhi. Shaurya tum naa unhe bigad rhe ho.

Shaurya-Arre chachi maine jitna bigada hai aap sudhar dena.

Gaytri-Itna mehenga gift Shaurya. Mujhe pata hai yeh pandra hazar ka hai. Parjayi ji ke pas dekha tha iss brand ka bag.

Shaurya-Arre Shaurya Sabbarwal jab apni behno ki baat ho price tag nhi dekhta.

Alok-Shaurya puttar saving kar. Jab tere bache honge tab tu samjhega ki saving kar leni chahiye.

Bebo-Chachu aap worry mat karo. Jab Shaurya bhaiya ke bacche honge humare paas naukri hogi. Hum unhe bigadenge. Aur Shaurya bhaiya hume.

Shaurya-Exactly! Haan but mein bhi bigadoonga apne bachon ko.

Gaytri-Bhagwan akal de tumhe.

Shaurya-Dil toh diya hai woh kafi hai.
Bachon ke liye dil ki zaroorat hai bas.

Bebo-Bhaiya ab thoda zyada nhi ho gya?

Shaurya-Hmmm. But had kya hoti hai aashqui ki.

Kitty-Bhaiya Anokhi ke sath kitni hindi filme dekhte ho. Kahan gye mere sidhe sadhe Shaurya bhaiya.

Shaurya-Goa mein chodke aaya hoon. And uska return trip ka intention tha hi nhi. Khair ye laya hoon tum logon ke liye.

Bebo-Bhaiya you are the best!!! Bohot expensive hai naa yeh.

Shaurya-Arre. Meri choti behne bankar raho. Expensive shabd nikalo apne dimag se. Apni behno ke liye itna toh kar hi sakta hoon naa.

Kitty-Bhaiya!

Shaurya-Itna senti mat ho jao. Discount mila tha 5% toh le liya.

Gaytri-Waah! Kya baat hai! 5%.

Shaurya-Ye meri behno ke liye hai bas.

That day night.

Bebo-Arre Babli di ke hisab se abhi hum ready hai. Kal se start karenge hum ye side business.

Kitty-Yes! I hope bohot log humare cookies and cupcakes kharide.

Next day:-

Kitty-Guys! Ye actually kuch cookies and cupcakes hai. Humare kisi friend ne banaya hai. Toh please buy naa. Woh apne family ke liye kuch karna chahti hai. (They want to hide they made it.) You can taste one if you like.

Laila-Arre yaar. Ye toh bohot plain flavors hai. Nothing exotic. Yeh chocolate hai basic. Kitty I am surprised itna downmarket cheez tum  de rhi ho.

Rahul-Haan this is so old school stuff.

Bebo and Kitty feel really bad. They were holding the boxes and walking.

Shaurya-Hey! Itne saare boxes.

Bebo-Haan woh koi friend isse bechna chahti thi. Toh kuch taste karne ke liye samples hai.

Shaurya-Do naa ek. Arre yeh toh achha hai. Arre mujhe ek box chahiye. But haan yeh thodi si Babli di ke cookies se match karti hai. Pata nhi kyu but haan.

Kitty-Bhaiya you really like it?

Shaurya-Haan yaar. Achaa hai. But haan mujhe sirf chocolate wale chahiye.

Bebo-But aap nhi le sakte.

Shaurya-Kyu? Oh tumhare friends ne reserve kar liya hoga. Koi baat nhi.

Bebo-Nhi they didn't like it. Kisine nhi kharida.

Shaurya-Toh dedo naa.

Kitty-But hum aapse aapke liye kaise paise le?

Shaurya-Kya?

Bebo-Kitty!

Shaurya-Now out with.

Bebo-Woh hum inhe bechke aapke liye gift kharidne ka soch rhe the. But kisine kharida hi nhi. Kisiko pasand nhi aaya.

Shaurya-Hey! Bohot accha tha ok. And mujhe tumse koi gift nhi chahiye. And mila naa mujhe tumhare pyaare cookies and cupcakes. Chalo isse ghar lekar jaate hai and khate hai sab milke. Thanks a lot. Waise mujhe samjh nhi rha kya kahun kyunki this is so unlike you I mean yeh sab adults wale ideas meri teenager behno mein kahan se aa gye. Bache hi rho aage se. But filhaal ke liye Kuch meetha ho jaye.

Bebo-Bhaiya but Sabbarwal standard nhi hai naa. I mean friends ko bhi pasand nhi aaya.

Shaurya-But mujhe aaya. Mein Sabbarwal hoon. And mein jo choose karta hoon wahi Sabbarwal standard hai. So nothing doing kuch boxes leke chalo ghar. Kuch khate hai. Aur kal isko college ke bahar bechne ka try karna.

Bebo-But kahan?

Shaurya-Bakery mein? But isse better idea yeh hoga ki apne real friends and family ko gift do. They will cherish that ki tumne unke liye kuch banaya.

Bebo-But gift?

Shaurya-Arre yaar. Ye sab dimag mein mat lekar aao. Tum log jab kamane lagoge college ke baad tab de dena mujhe dher saare gifts.

Bebo-Bhaiya I love you.

Shaurya-I love you both too. 

Kitty-You are the bestest!

Shaurya-And so are my two pyari behnas.

A non-Shakhi chapter but I wanted to write on sibling bonding. I hope you people enjoyed. Please do comment.