Dating Diaries

And we are back!

Bebo-Oh my god bara baje gye! Anokhi! Uth.

Anokhi-Bara! Omg Shaurya ko ab tak call nhi kia. Woh pareshan honge. Unhe call karti hoon.

Bebo-Waah first thing in morning is calling your bf. Brush toh kar le Anokhi. Kya yaar.

Anokhi-Kya matalab? Chal bye. Call karke aati hoon. And long distance hai toh brush karoon yaa nhi koi baat nhi.

Bebo-Yeah Anokhi bhi naa!

Kitty-I know yeh dono kuch zyada hi love birds bante firte hai. Itne lovey dovey kyu hai yeh dono. Khair tickets ka kya karre?

Kitty-Arre uska. Kya hi kar sakte ab.

Bebo-Arre aise give up mat kar. Bhai se seekh. Kitne dheet hai. Apne pyar ke liye Changigarh se Kapurthala tak gye hai. Apne pyar ke liye sabse lad jate hai. Apne pyar ke liye kuch bhi kar sakte hai.

Kitty-Bhaiya yaar. Unka koi competition hi nhi hai. Romance mein aur padhai mein. Kaise sab manage karte hai. Mujhe toh crush hota hai toh pura ka pura din slow Mo mein chalta hai. Phool baraste hai. And woh har jagah dikhayi deta hai. And bhaiya ki toh woh girlfriend se bhi badhkar hai unki family.

Bebo-Shayd isiliye. And bhai is ultra Pro max at time management also naa. Bhagwan itni shakti kab dega ki hum relationship aur exam dono mein pass ho jaye?

Kitty-Pata nhi Bebo. Har din bhagwan se ladka mangti hoon.

Bebo-Mein bhi.

Anokhi-Achaa. Koi toh bada bolta tha ki single hone mein hi bhallai hai.

Bebo-Arre matlab mangte the. Fir tum dono ko dekha.

Anokhi-Kyu? Matalab.

Bebo-Bechare bhaiya humare yaar. Thak gye hai nyi romantic cheeze sochte sochte. Kuch din pehle bhaiya keh rehe the naa?

Kitty-Haan Anokhi. Ki he has run out of ideas. And he wishes ki usse koi mila hota jo uske liye bhi kuch karta. And yeh ki tumhe call karna padta hai din mein baara tera baar warna tum offend ho jati ho aur fir unhe call karti rehti ho bees pachees baar.

Anokhi-Yeh kaha usne? Yeh galat info hai. Mein hi karti hi nhi hoon. Mere paas time nhi hai.

Bebo-But bhaiya toh kehte hai.

Anokhi-Demanding toh woh hai. Har din raat ko sone se pehle ek kiss chahiye unhe. Jaise woh koi sleeping pill ho.

Kitty-Aisa hai kya?

Anokhi-Bilkul. Aur subah ko bhi kiss chahiye. Dhamki dete hai ki warna ki college nhi aaunga.

Bebo-Kya?

Anokhi-Haan pata hai jhoot hai. Woh aayenge hi college.

She can here a voice as Kitty, Bebo had called Shaurya and put the phone on speaker.

Shaurya-Achaa azma ke dekh lo. Tumhare kiss ke bina mein bed se bhi naa uthoon. Already compromise kar rha hoon long distance kiss se. Kafi nhi hai kya? Aur haan mein tumhe call karta hoon? Mein tumhe call karta hoon? Tumhe yaad dila doon tumhare call aate hai as soon as ek bajta hai. Matlab call rukta hi nhi hai.

Anokhi-Arre. Utna hi toh time milta hai. Tum bhi naa.

Shaurya-Mein bhi kya? Shikayat mat karo meri behno se meri.

Anokhi-Maine nhi ki. Inn logon ne kahan tumne inse kahan ki mein tumhe call karke karke pareshan karti hoon.

Shaurya-Aisa ho sakta hai kya ki mein apni Anokhi ke calls se pareshan hoon. Tumhare pyaar par hi toh zinda hoon. Kitty and Bebo! Ghar aao dekh lunga.