Happy Birthday Steven

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Imperial Buffet

Berlin, Connecticut

All Of Us: *fake enthusiasm* HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEVEN!!

Steven: Thanks so much!!!!!

Matilda: *fake enthusiasm* Of course! How old are you, now?

Steven: 40!

Matilda: *still faking her enthusiasm* That's great, Steven!!! May you experience many many more! *mutters* Not.

Steven: *gets some egg rolls, fried chicken, and an orange soda* This food is delicious!!! I won!!!! No pizza!!! Ha ha!

Trevor: *giving Steven a death stare*

Me: *gets some orange sesame chicken, fried chicken, and a Cherry Coke*

Steven: *burps and doesn't say excuse me*

Nathan: This is better than pizza!!!! You guys lose!!!

Steven: Yeah!!!! Ha ha!!!

Trevor: OUTSIDE, BOTH OF YOU!!!

SkittishReflections: No, Trevor!! I'm giving Steven a free pass today! After all, it is his birthday!!

Trevor: *sighs*

SkittishReflections: Yeah, sorry. But, you can still beat up Nathan, if you want. *eats her sweet and sour chicken*

Trevor: *realizes* That's right! *smirks at Nathan*

Nathan: Gulp!

Chinese Waitress: *gives us our fortune cookies*

Nathan: *opens his fortune cookie* You will get beaten up, now! *gulps again* Cursed by a fortune cookie!

Trevor: You know what to do, Nathan. *folds his arms, still smirking*

Nathan: *gets up and walks out timidly*

Trevor: *follows Nathan outside*

Outside the Chinese buffet.......

Trevor: *beats up Nathan*

Nathan: *getting beat up*

grungegirlwriterr: *eating egg rolls* This is delicious!

Steven: *sings* I got a free pass! I got a free pass!

All Of Us: *getting annoyed*

SkittishReflections: *sternly* Steven, I think it's fair to warn you, that the free pass, is only a one time deal. Trevor will go back to beating you up, tomorrow. You're off the hook today, cause of your birthday. Just thought I tell you. But, after today, all bets are off.

Steven: *loses his enthusiasm* Okay. I want to go to Gamestop, after this.

SkittishReflections: Sure, if you want. Its your birthday.

Steven: Yay!!!!

Brandon: Oh brother.

Kyle: Its gonna be a long day.

Emma: Exactly.

Ken: Guys, just hang in there, okay?

Iris: We're trying!

Margaret: Exactly!

Alexis: Mm hmm!

Andrea: Yeah!

Malcolm: *eating his crab ragoon*



This story was written on Monday, September 6th, 2021. (Labor Day)

A/N Happy 40th Birthday, Steven! Not! 🙄 Remember, you're off the hook today, but Trevor will go back to beating you up tomorrow! 👊👊👊👊👊 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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