Steven Ain't No Superhero

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Man: It's a bird!

Woman: It's a plane!

Announcer: It's Super Steven!!

Steven: *leaps off the tallest building, but cannot fly* Noooo!!!!!! *falls towards the ground*

-loservibes-: *watching him fall*

Steven: *falling*

Construction Man: *opens the manhole*

Steven: *falls into the manhole*

Construction Man: *closes the manhole and uses his jackhammer to screw it shut so Super Steven cannot get out*

-loservibes-: He ain't no superhero! Not like Superman or Batman!

Lois Lane: *laughs* Trying to impersonate the man of steel!! Please!! The real Superman knows how to leap off tall buildings!!






This story was written on Tuesday, September 21st, 2021. (Sukkot)

A/N Steven trying to make a name for himself? He's only embarrassing himself! 😂😂😂😂😂 He clearly is no superhero!!! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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