I have a reporting tomorrow and instead of reviewing I wrote this. I couldn't get this out of my head so here it is.
Billie Dean Howard
❥Billie Dean would randomly appear in your home, holding paper bags from famous brand
❥She would gush about the dresses she bought for the baby.
❥Turns out all of them fits a seven year old.
❥THE NEVER-ACCURATE-AUNTIE
❥With white heels and pearly hairbands
❥"I thought you said seven years old, not seven months old."
❥Would constantly ask if the baby is awake and if you could snap a pic and send her
❥Would hold the baby for dear life until it vomits on her precious silk blouse then the baby is getting dropped.
❥Taking them out for a treat if she's in town.
❥Would call your baby sweet names like angel.
❥Lots of kisses and cuddles
❥BUT she would never ever change the baby's diaper. Not a frickin' chance mate.
❥Holds baby for an hour and suddenly wants her own child.
❥Would gift the baby tiny pearl earrings so they match.
❥Would hold the baby onto her hip while she's cooking pancakes
Lana Winters
❥Lana would only watch your baby from afar sometimes
❥She's not fond of them but tries not to show it.
❥She would give A LOT of goddamn gifts to make up for it.
❥The type of auntie to forget their goddaughter/godson's name.
❥Would be terrible at keeping the child occupied.
❥Would talk to the baby as if they could understood complex words
❥Saying it's for the baby's development.
❥Could only hold the baby maximum of five minutes an hour
❥would be the last one to hold the baby
❥THE "I DON'T LIKE BABIES BUT GIVE HER/HIM TO ME" AUNTIE
❥she secretly loved it when the baby is smiling at her
❥Lana would panic when the baby cries
❥Tries to coo the baby but failed.
❥"Do you want milk? No? (y/n), fucking do something!"
❥ Would still try to be the best auntie.
Cordelia Goode
❥THE WOMAN IS GOD
❥She would stay with you after the child was born
❥Would not only be taking care of the baby but you.
❥She's a goddamn saviour.
❥She could calm the goddamn baby like it's no other's business
❥She love watching the baby sleep
❥Poking her fingertip gently onto the baby's cheek
❥And she would fucking cry when the baby smiles while asleep
