You and Weiss are alone in your dorm, cuddling on your bed.
You stroke Weiss' hair as she nuzzles into your chest.
Weiss raises her head and cutely yawns.
Weiss: Hey babe, I'm going to start getting ready for the match.
(Y/N): Aww... Alright...
As Weiss stands up, you hear a loud thud and some clanging.
She trips and holds her foot.
Weiss: Ow ow ow ow!
(Y/N): Are you okay?
Weiss: I'm fine... But you almost killed me with these!
She holds up a familiar sickle and chainsaw.
(Y/N): Well... They are weapons...
(Y/N): Actually, that gives me an idea!
You put the weapons in a box and attach a note.
Hey Pietro,
Scrap these down and turn them into something cool for me, would ya?
You ship the box, and you and Weiss head to the colosseum.
Later
(Y/N): Wooo hooo!
I turn to Ruby.
(Y/N): Man, seeing Penny kick team CRDL's ass just makes my day!
Ruby cheekily smiles.
Ruby: I'm gonna go congratulate Penny, wanna come?
(Y/N): Yeah! Let's go!
You wave by to your team.
(Y/N): Hey you two, good luck!
Weiss smiles and Yang gives a thumbs up.
The two of you reach Penny and her teammate.
Ruby: Penny!
Penny: Ruby! (Y/N)!
Penny jumps forward with a hug, and hugs Ruby, causing the two of them to fall to the ground.
Ruby grunts.
Ruby: Whyyy...?
Penny energetically stands back up.
Penny: (Y/N), Ruby, this is my teammate.
Ciel: Ciel Soleil.
Ruby: Hi! I'm Ru-
Ciel: Ruby Rose. 15. Hails from Patch. Leader of Team RWBY. Status: Questionable.
(Y/N): Umm-
Ciel: (Y/N) (L/N). 17. Unknown place of birth. Honorary member of team RWBY. Status: Extremely Questionable...
Ciel leers at you.
Ruby: Sooo...Penny! You two were incredible out there. How do you keep control of all those swords? It's so cool!
Ciel: Penny?
Ciel gestures to her watch.
Ciel: I believe it is best if we move on to our next location.
Penny: Could we have just a minute to talk?
Ciel looks at her watch, and steps backwards.
Ruby: So is she... your friend or...
Penny: Well, in a way. She's like Blake, but if Blake was ordered to spend time with you.
Ruby: Oh. So, Weiss.
Penny: Precisely.
(Y/N): Ha.
Ruby: Does she know about... y'know... beep boop bop, does not compute?
You elbow Ruby.
Penny: Oh no. General Ironwood doesn't really want anyone to know. There was an incident with a magnet, but I was able to play it off.
The thought of Penny having a magnet stuck to her makes you all laugh.
Penny: (Y/N), Ruby, there's something I've been wanting to talk to you about.
She glances at Ciel, and leans in to whisper.
Penny: I want to stay at Beacon.
(Y/N): Penny, they'll never let you do that.
Penny: I know, but I have a plan.
Ciel: It's been precisely one minute, ma'am.
Penny: I'll talk to you more soon, you two.
You both wave to Penny.
Port: Our next match will begin in 15 minutes!
Ruby: Oh my gosh, that's right! It's time for-
As soon as the fight ends, you vault over the railing and run onto the field.
You see Yang running over too, but you are faster.
You reach Weiss, who is covered in ash.
(Y/N): Weiss!
Weiss looks up at you and coughs.
Weiss: I may not be singing for a while.
(Y/N): Yeah, I don't think that was proper form...
Yang laughs.
Weiss: Oh, ha ha.
Weiss coughs again.
You hear team FNKI talking, but you don't pay attention to them.
You kiss Weiss on the head, covering your face in ash.
Later That Day
You stand in Ozpin's office, leaning up against the window, as you speak to Oz and Qrow.
Qrow: You know, he's making you look like a fool.
Ozpin: His heart is in the right place. He's just... misguided.
(Y/N): Sometimes, I'm not even sure the Tin Man has a heart...
Qrow takes a sip from his flask.
Qrow: So, have you two chosen our new guardian?
Ozpin: Maidens choose themselves. We simply believe we've found the right candidate. Ever since the day we both met her, we have had the feeling she would be the one. She's strong, intelligent, caring... but most importantly-
(Y/N): She's ready.
The elevator dings, and the doors open revealing Pyrrah Nikos.
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Regulator of Remnant RWBY *Male Reader Insert*
Fanfiction(Y/N) is magically transported into the world of Remnant, and is caught up in the secret war between Salem and Ozma. Will his love of weapons and his tactical cunning be able to help the cause? Or will he fall to the Grimm? NOTE: NONE of the songs o...
