Fishy stuff

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When I woke up I go to the skeleton bros kitchen and see Papyrus...what the fuck is he doing?!

(Y/N): Papyrus what are you doing?

Papyrus: AHH HUMAN FRIEND I AM MAKING SPAGHETTI!

(Y/N): Why are you boiling the pasta with the meat inside then?

Papyrus: IS THAT NOT HOW YOU MAKE SPAGHETTI?!

(Y/N): No the meat and pasta remain separate until you serve the food.

I then go over to Papyrus and look at the oven.

He preheated it where it should have never been set to...

What the fuck he set the temperature to fucking 900 degrees.

(Y/N): Papyrus why is it so high in degrees?

Papyrus: DOESN'T THAT HELP COOK IT FASTER?

Author is lazy to keep a conversation like this so here a is a Timeskip to basically describe what happened.

Timeskip presented by (Y/N) and Papyrus making spaghetti also (Y/N) monitoring Papyrus.

It took a while but we blamed the spaghetti after a lot of horrible taste.

Papyrus: SHALL WE PRESENT OUR FAMOUS SPAGHETTI?!

(Y/N): Yes we shall.

Papyrus quickly got bowls for everyone.

Papyrus then rushed out of the kitchen.

Papyrus: SANS ME AND THE HUMAN MADE SPAGHETTI!

Sans: Cool bro.

Papyrus: TRY IT!

Papyrus then gives Sans a bowl and frisk a bowl.

Frisk and Sans nervously ate some.

There faces then showed surprise.

Sans: it's...good!

Papyrus eyes then just practically yelled victory like there was no fucking tomorrow.

Frisk: It's really good.

Papyrus: NYEH HEH WELL OF COURSE I THE GREAT PAPYRUS AND THE HUMAN MADE IT!

Sans: Wow I thought I was going to pasta-way.

I hear Chara groan from either annoyance or disappointment, while Frisk stifles a laugh.

Papyrus: OH MY GOD SANS WHY DO YOU RUIN THIS FOR ME!

(Y/N): He had the pasta-bility.

Papyrus looks at me as he goes in his room.

I then hear screams of pain or something come out of it.

Papyrus then comes out of his room.

Papyrus: IM GOING FOR A WALK.

He then leaves the house.

(Y/N): Is he going to be okay?

Sans: Yeah he's fine he just doesn't use his funny-bone.

(Y/N): Nice.

Frisk: We'll we should get going we don't want to be anymore surprised right?

(Y/N): Yeah.

We say our goodbyes to Sans and leave his house.

(Y/N): So what next?

Frisk: We'll we should be meeting Undyne soon.

(Y/N): Undyne?

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