ayo, british guy??
Unless you're dead and in a
ditch, what the fuck do you
want?
okay ouch?
you told me to text you once
i'm safe
Regret at its finest.
well my friend saved me!
she's driving me to my place
now
I'm actually surprised
Thought you might not make it
How does May feel about everything?
why do you despise my existence
so greatly :(
may's the sweetest and super
understanding!
unlike someone i know 🙄
I wonder who
...
OMG! BRITISH GUY
What now
we just passed this older
couple who were walking, like,
10 poodles
Yuck, not the crusty eyed
dogs. They're hideous
no they're not!
i used to have a bichon frise and
it was a very delightful dog
*image attached*
FUCKING GROSS
It looks like it hasn't stopped
crying since it left the womb
Probably because it knows
what an abomination it is to
society
:o
i have no words
i am only disgusted, repelled,
nauseated, and completely,
utterly swamped with hatred
towards your british species
That was a lot to take in,
but I'm glad
i'm flipping you off rn
may is confused
LMAO
You know I'm right though
about the crusty-eyed fucks
And don't get me started on
pugs
okay that i actually agree with
mfs can't breath and that ain't right
I think this is the first time
we've agreed on something
Cheers to us mate
ugh, you're so british 😫
it hurts
Forget I said anything.
don't be like that!
we can toast
what do british people drink?
ale?
scotch?
None of which I can legally
drink fyi
really??
how old are you?
9?
I'm not fucking 9 you idiot
I'm 17
hah i'm older than you
Considering the fact that
you're tipsy, I'd assume so
bitch
is the swearing really necessary?
also i'm not tipsy! it's a headache!
anyway do you still have bread?
Yes
wait, yes swearing is necessary
or yes you still have bread?
Yes
what do you mean??
Yes
fucking jerk
i don't think your 17,
schupid child
BAHAHHAHA
You're too easy to anger
can't help that i find you
incredibly annoying
HAh but only at first ;)
i think there's only going
downhill from here, sorry 😬
Touche
Just to be clear, you're not
much older than me, right?
i'm eighteen m a t e
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