Chapter 12

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Chopin?

You bitch

OMG YOU TEXTED FIRST

WE'VE MADE SO MUCH PROGRESS

AND YOU CALLED ME CHOPIN??

LITERALLY SWOONING.

And this is the moment I
regret my life choices

agreed. we do a lot of that in
this household 😫🤚

You know Wilbur?

yes, dear, i do.

hopefully your amnesia will
clear up and you can eventually
remember me

If only that wasn't a bit

same!

i like my men helpless

TOO FAR

i'd enjoy taking care of wilbur

Fucking gross

Well he's 25 so you might
actually have to

Old man bones n shit

i'll gladly take care of him when
he's senile and can't fend for
himself

never expect a queen like myself
to age discriminate

I FUCKING CALLED IT

wha- huh?

...

SEE I TOLD YOU

*screenshot attached*

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Are you sure you still want me
to give her your number?

Yes

...

wtf did you call?

or should i say who...

are you cheating on me?

and after all this time

i thought i was the only person
you could colonize, but i guess i
was wrong

Chill tf out

I was talking to Wilbur

YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME
WITH WILBUR, THE LOML??

the plot fucking thickens

WHAT THE FUCK NO???

I WAS TELLING HIM HOW
PREDICTABLE YOUR STUPID
ARSE IS BITCH

you two talk about lil old
me? 🥺👉👈

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