what's it like being british?
The fuck are you on?
sad i assume
if i were british *vehemently
vomits*, i'd struggle with the
will to punch myself every
time i say "crumpets and tea"
in that annoyingly posh accent
must be torturous for you
want to change nationality?
Bitch we've got something
that you don't
Something much better than
fuckin crumpets and tea
if you're not referring to the
queen of england, then i have
no idea what ur talking about
*GASP*
the most audible gasp indeed
DO YOU LIKE THE QUEEN???
like her?
i mean... she's alright.
i've got nothing against her
except her bloodline.
Are you bloody stupid??
Liz is not just ALRIGHT, SHE'S
EXCELLENT AND A QUEEN
Have you not seen her dance??
STOP
you're influencing your
british ways onto me!!!
i just read that in a british
accent AND IM FUMING AND
READY TO FIGHT (myself)
Welcome to the fam, mate.
Where we worship the queen,
drink our cider, and holler
bloody mary at pissed wankers
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I REFUSE
I AM A PROUD MALAYSIAN!!!
Not proud enough to read
a text in the accent you sought
to destroy
Once sought to, might I add.
ENOUGH!
HAVE YOU NOT INFLICTED
ENOUGH PAIN AND GUILT??
WHAT SAY YOU, WRETCHED
GREMLIN???
Do. Not. Call. Me. That.
You. Bitch.
gremlin?
WELL I THINK IT SUITS
YOU QUITE WELL
WTF NOT YOU TOO
are you implying other people
call you this :D
who is it and tell them
i love them <3
Wilbur would hate you.
wilbur?
Yeah?
sounds pretty british to me
but i'll let it pass 🤗
You wanker, he IS british
and i'll accept him for
his faults ❤
I don't want to talk to
you anymore
I'm BLOCKING you
ok
can you give me wilbur's
number?
NO
well then don't block me
Have a change of heart
then?
if you block me then i have no
way of getting close to the loml :(
BYE
WAIT NO IM SERIOUS
DONT BLOCK ME
PLEASE 🙏
Depends...
Are you going to stop referring
to my best friend as the... t-the..
"loml" 🤮
it appears i've scarred you,
child
DON'T CALL ME A CHILD!
IM A BIG MAN
AND THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER!!
if this is what i have to sacrifice
in order to prolong my relationship
with my beloved british colonizer,
then so be it. i'll cut off ties with
wilbur. i'll never speak of him or
so much as think of him again
so help me god
Okay I never said THAT,
you dramatic coconut
call me a coconut again 😫
And now that word is
completely wiped from my
vocabulary, thanks again
coconut?
You mean *******?
I NEVER SAID THAT WTF BRO
Can you not?
YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT
TO A WOMAN'S FACE
Correction: Your face is 10,576
km away from me and I did
not say anything even mildly
offensive
oH FUCK
Being reminded of your
idiocy once again?
YES, ACTUALLY
I HAVE WORK AND I FORGOT
I BLAME YOU
HOW IS IT MY FAULT??
YOU DISTRACTED ME WITH
THE QUEEN AND WILBUR
You did not just use their
names in the same sentence.
Yesn't
I GTG!!
Fine, bye
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