helloooo
british boy/muppet?
you there?
fine then, i'll find a different guy
to colonize me
...
What the fuck?
it's been 2 hours
where have you been?
You sound like my mom.
Literally breathing
how was that?
I suddenly hate air
i see i see
didn't go so well, huh?
You could say that again
didn't go so well, huh?
Must you patronize me?
You realize I'm a busy man
*boy
I don't have time to deal
with your stupidity
you okay?
Yes
🤨
I'll be fine.
fine isn't good enough
Then what is?
:o
actually, i do not know
Rather sad innit?
You lecture me but have
no clue what you're talking
about
pfft well at least i'm trying
to help
I tried helping then I got
stuck with your bs
well then would you like me to
be stuck with yours?
did not intend for that to
sound lewd hahshaa
LMAO
or i can unstuck you?
I can unstuck myself
whenever I feel like it,
tyvm
well then does that mean
i'm stuck?
Ffs let's drop the analogy
already
It's confusing me
not my fault your brainpower
is inferior to mine. my brain is
just far too complex and
emotionally intelligent. i'm
sorry you can't comprehend my ingenious.
Comprehend these hands
mf ✊️
that's a fist.
are you implying that you're
going to assault me?
NONNONONINO
I WOULD NEVER HURT A
WOMAN
MY FINGER SLIPPED
YOU'RE FINGER sLIPpEd ON
THE fIsT eMoJi????
AND I THOUGHT YOU SAID
"WoMaN nOt pOGgeRs" YOU
LyING BTiCH
Jesus, I'm going to have an
aneurysm just trying to
understand you
fUcK yOuuUUuuUuuUu
There's no way you're
older than me jesus fuck
tHe LoRdS nAmEeEee
Unlike you, I've actually
got a life so bye 🖕
bYe BiotCH
and ouch
i do have a life :(
HAH
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