What drug am I on?

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Blue: I have your breast and your sauce.

Fell: *turns around confused* What.

Blue: *holding a chicken breast and fish sauce*

Fell: *relived*...

*later*

Fell alone: *takes out a box* I have to check.

Fell still alone: *Open box*

Blue: Why do you have a stress ball shaped like a breast?

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Error:*Opens chocolate as quiet as possible*

Cross:*Running in* Can I have a piece.

Error: *Under his breath* for the love of-

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Nightmare:*Returning home*

Killer:*crying*

Nightmare: What happened?

Killer: I'm not straight,

Nightmare:*Stunned.* *under his breath* We have been married for 5 years...

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Error:*walking with a broken foot*

Ink:*Looks at him.

Ink:*Panic*Error your foot is broken.

Error: *Walks over to ink* You broke it yesterday bitch

Ink: I'm sorry?

Error: -_-

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Dream:Brother why do you hate meeeee?

Nightmare:*Takes out a list*

Dream:*Cries*

Nightmare:You are annoying childish narcissists...*Continues reading.

Dream:I hate myself now

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