Possessive Sally Face x Reader (gender neutral)

Possessive Sal x Reader (pt.23)

Not me reading what I wrote before and SOBBING OF CRINGE who let me post this cuz it wasn't me istfg 😭😭

"Sally Face, what did you feed this child?" Larry sighs.

"They haven't stopped smiling since I pulled in the parking lot," Sal chuckles. "It's not the food, it's the Hello Kitty."

"It's true, my face hurts!" I exclaim, grabbing Larry's hand.

"Oh my God. If I slap you, will you stop?" he grumbles.

"Nope!" I beam.

Sal and I decided to walk back with Larry, simply because we have nothing better to do. It's cold, but I don't care. I can die happy now.

"I thought you trained this thing," Larry frowns at Sal.

"Don't call them that."

"I thought you tamed your brat."

"That's worse. Stop referring to them," my boyfriend sighs.

"Whatever. I've seriously never seen you this hyped up before, and I'm genuinely scared."

"Y/n, we can go back there, you know," Sal adds.

"I know!" I squeal excitedly.

"If you don't calm the fuck down-" Larry's cut off by Sal elbowing him. "Uh- please take a few deep breaths."

I take a few deep breaths... And I feel calm... For about four seconds. I immediately go back to grinning like a fool.

"What happens if we give them sugar?" Larry frowns. "Does it cancel whatever the hell this is out, or does it make it worse?"

"It's worse for about twenty minutes, and then they crash."

"Well, no more Pompompurin for this one."

"I have no idea how long this is going to last. Their hands were shaking in the parking lot."

"That must've been one bussin' nap," Larry cackles.

"That's... Probably why this is happening, actually," Sal admits.

"It's not the the nap. It's going to a Hello Kitty Cafe with my boyfriend, who's dressed in all black and silver chains," I chime in.

"Actually... I'd be pretty fucking ecstatic if I had a goth boyfriend with cool hair take me to the most pink and cute place ever," Larry says thoughtfully.

"See?!"

"Why does it matter that I'm wearing all black?" Sal looks confused.

"Because it's just a huge contrast to literally everything around you, including Y/n, and it's basically like you're going there and suffering for them. Especially without being asked, and plus it's just cute," Larry bites his lip and raises his eyebrows.

"I don't think he understands," I chuckle. "I'm tired, I think I ran around too much."

"Oh my fucking- the never ending saga has ended!" Larry announces, holding my hand up.

"Excuse you," I scoff.

"Pardon me for appreciating silence," Larry snorts, dropping my hand.

"Says the metalhead!" I cry. "That was targeted!"

"Oh, shut it."

"I think you two have done enough," Sal chuckles nervously and steps between us, making us stop holding hands. I hold Sal's instead.

- Timeskip 2 next day -

"Child..." Larry mutters, staring at me with wide eyes.

"What? Is it what I'm wearing?" I frown.