A piece of us (Xiao x fem!reader)

(Behind the scenes) (entertaining chapter)

3rd pov:

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"This script is stupid." Kazuha said straight out as he threw away the script.

*dramatic author gasp*

*Y/n evil giggling in the background*

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"Xiao it's just a kiss..." author said as she watched Xiao and Y/n stand next to the tree, going to have their first kiss scene. Xiao was nervous.

Xiao's face reddened. "Shut up..." he mumbled.

"JUST DO IT!" Author and Y/n yelled at Xiao in sync.

*chibi Xiao crying because he was yelled at by the love of his life*

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*Xiao grabs the author before she can escape*

"WHY IS MY CHARACTER GIVING YANDERE VIBES, AUTHOR?!" Xiao yelled.

*sad author noises* "it's for the story..."

*kinky Y/n watching the scene unfold while dreaming about yandere xiao* *nosebleed*

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"Why do we have to walk so much?" A tired Zhongli asked, he was tired of walking all the time in his scenes.

Y/n couldn't hold back, "you want a walking cane or sum?"

Yae Miko did an evil chuckle in the background. "It's giving old man vibes..."
Ei stood next to her, "suits perfectly doesen't it?"

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Y/n twirled around in her new hanfu, ready to do the spicy scene with Xiao.

Xiao stood nervously and waited for the author to give them their scripts. He started imagining things... things he shouldn't be...

*BONK*

Author hit him in the head with the script she had rolled together.
"Horny jail." She said.

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Y/n now wore her kimono.

Ayaka, Thoma, Kazuha, Beidou, Kokomi, Gorou and Author all had a nosebleed and red face.

"She's so fine..." they all whispered to eachother.

*proud Y/n standing there, obviously able to hear everything, doing a hot lip bite*

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Xiao read the script he had received.

His face showed pure shock.
"You're killing off Y/n?!" He asked.

*Y/n's eyes sparkled*

"Yes <3" Author answered.

"Isn't that a little too much-" Xiao was about to comment but Y/n covered his mouth.
"Shush let me have my dramatic death you little-"