𝐀 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐄𝐌𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓

𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝟏𝟎𝟎 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 🥺

Kyle spit shined his comically large microphone as he prepared to absolutely fucking wreck tryhardninja. They both got into position as they thought of what to sing. Kyle grumbled offensive slurs under his breath before adding 'stand with Ukraine' as his war chant. Aww, Kyle.

Igor rolled his shoulders in preparation, humming green hill zone to himself.

Kyle spat into the microphone for his introduction.

"*beatboxes*UN UN CH KEEPOW, IT'S LIL KYLE "ALLEN" MUSICAL 300 MCGIGATRON NIRVANA FAN, AND I'M ABOUT TO KICK YOUR butt" 

Igor scoffed at Kyle's childishness. 

"I'm tryhardninja from the famous musical nerd youtube channel tryhardninja, and I am about to drop some bars, AKA sing better than you (funny) (jokes) (comedic value)"

The camera pans out from Kyle as he points forward, gesturing for Tryhardninja to initiate the scene. 

Tryhardninja took a deep breath as he made the accidental really loud sound into the microphone where it makes a painful sound and everyone in the room looks at you angrily even though you relentlessly apologize.

𝘿𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙚𝙙 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙚𝙚

 𝙒𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙥𝙨𝙮𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙜𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 

𝙂𝙚𝙩 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚, 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙮 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙢, 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠, 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙘𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙤𝙬 

 𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪 

𝘼 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙖𝙧 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙢 𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙙𝙤𝙤𝙢 

𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙪𝙚𝙨 

𝘿𝙤𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙡𝙜ä𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙣 𝙞𝙣 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙜𝙪𝙞𝙨𝙚 

𝙀𝙮𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝

𝙩 𝙀𝙫𝙞𝙡 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙪𝙡𝙩𝙞𝙥𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙨 

𝙈𝙪𝙡𝙩𝙞𝙥𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙨, 𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙨

Kyle shrugged at that. It was absolutely pathetic compared to the... bars???? Kyle was about to drop on this fool. Kyle was a real girlboss, and would have absolutely no problem with destroying this clown. He clenched his buttcheeks really quick; trying to think of a song. 

𝙄𝙣 𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙚, 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙛𝙡𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙛𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙜𝙪𝙮

 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙗𝙚 𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙢𝙨𝙮, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙄 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙙

 𝙊𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙤𝙧 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙠𝙮 

𝙉𝙤𝙬 𝙄 𝙖𝙢 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙞𝙧 

𝙒𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙧𝙚𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙩 𝙛𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙢𝙮 𝙝𝙖𝙞𝙧 

𝘼𝙡𝙡 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙙𝙤 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙘𝙚𝙖𝙣 Kyle started. Tryhardninja threw his microphone at him, though.