*y/n taking every high def or atk weapon*
-a few minutes-
Miko:so you finnaly arrived.....What the hell are you wearing.
Y/n:*takes out a nerf gun* ITS MY ASS KICKING OUTFIT BITCH!
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Dave:would you like something to drink? *opens the fridge*
Dave:We have water, milk, juice, spiders,Dr.pepper--
Y/n:Spiders?
Dave:spiders it is then!
Y/n:No,that wasnt-
But dave was already pouring them a glass of brimming spiders.
Y/n:Oh my god why are there so many AUGH-
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Bandu:hey miko what do you want to eat?
Miko's program:The souls of the innocent.
Miko:a bagel!
Miko's program:NooOo!
Miko:two bagels!
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Y/n:Great invention Expunged.
Expunged:thanks.
Y/n:but the name...
Expunged:Whats wrong with sticky nut juice?
Y/n:*mumbling* everything...every fucking thing...
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Bandu:*swinging a stick he found*DONT FUCK WITH ME! I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!
Miko:wait-
Bandu:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--
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Dave:ay y/n check out this bag of corn i found!
Y/n:Dave thats bad luck-
Dave:Chill out y/n---
*bambi busts through a door*
Bambi:WHO SUMMONED ME!
Both y/n and dave:AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Expunged:Hey bandu toss me my keys.
*bandu throws a christmas tree instead*
Expunged:i said Keys.
Bandu:I thought you saud christmas tree!
Expunged:why the fuck would i say christmas tree-
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*y/n tryna hide from Yandere!dave*
......
Dave:red robin.
Y/n:*peeks out from a closet*Yuh!
Y/n:OH GOD OH GOD- *quickly picks up a broom for defense*
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A/n:have a nice day!
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D&B Alphabtes And Oneshots (Discontinued)
RandomI made this book becuz why not. Most of these oneshots are Yanderes lmao this book is discontinued now. lost interest but it was nice being in this fandom after a while
