Gulf: I'm gonna go take a shower.
Mew: Is that an invitation?
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Mew: It's 12 midnight. Happy new year, tua eng. (Proceeds to smooch his faen for dear life)
Gulf: (Squinting at the calendar after coming up for air) It's April.
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Drunk Gulf: P'Meeeew, why are you so quiet?
Mew: Who are you talking to? I'm right here.
Drunk Gulf: Sssshhh. I'm talking to my husband.
Mew: (Sighs) Gulf, you're talking to a tree.
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Mew: Trust me. I know what I'm doing.
Alexander: (Unimpressed) Yes, daddy. It's called cheating.
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Drunk Mew: (Pouting, sulking, and just being adorbs as heck) Whaddaya mean you don't wanna be my boyfriend?!
Gulf: (Having the patience of a saint) Babe, we're married.
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Gulf: *trying to cook*
Natasha: Papa, is something burning?
Gulf: (Straightfaced) My love for your dad.
Natasha: . . .
Gulf: . . . and probably our kitchen.
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Interviewer to Mew: So what exactly is your sexual orientation?
Gulf: *enters room like the God's gift to mankind that he is*
Mew: I'm looking at him now.
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Gulf: You are the most jealous man I know.
Mew: You know other men?!
Gulf: . . .
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Gulf to interviewer: Apparently I am a man with high standards.
Mew: *enters room like the god among mortals that he is*
Gulf: As you can see.
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Fan: P'Mew seems to be in a good mood.
Nong stu: He did one of those 'Which TharnType character is your boyfriend' test.
Fan: Who did he get?
Nong stu: Who else? Nong Gulf of course.
Fan: 🌚
Nong stu: 🌝
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Gulf: (serious) I am not all about sunflowers and butterflies. I have a dark side. (makes angry face)
The entire universe: AAAAAAWWWW.
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Yes, khun Suppasit is the type of dad that would take his kids to a toy store, and would end up going home with more goodies than them.
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Fan: You look nice. Who are you wearing?
Gulf: (absently looks at his 'borrowed' clothes and dimpled) Mew Suppasit.
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Mew: Honestly, I still feel uncertain at times. Like I sometimes don't know what I'm doing, or where I'm going with my life . . .
Gulf: *sleeping peacefully on P'Mew's shoulder*
Mew: . . . but then I guess I'm doing really well, and I'm already there.
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FanfictionThe moon is beautiful, isn't it? (Photos not mine. All credits to the original owner.)
