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MewGulf random chats:

THE EVERYDAY LIFE PART 1
Bii: What are you doing, phi?
Boo: Nothing. Just waiting for someone to come home. Why?
Bii: Would you mind opening the door? I forgot my key.

THE LOVER'S QUARREL
Boo: Are you still angry?
Bii: ...
Boo: I said I'm sorry.
Bii: I'm sleeping at my parent's house tonight.
Boo: ...
Bii: Let's talk tomorrow. I'm going to sleep.
Boo: 🥺
Bii: GN.
Boo: Wait, tua eng. Where's my pillow?
Bii: It's with me.
Boo: And my pyjamas?
Bii: Also with me.
Boo: Anything else you brought that's mine?
Bii: Shut up.

THE EVERYDAY LIFE PART 2
Bii: P'Mew! P'Mew! P'Mew!
Boo: Yes?
Bii: Hi.
Boo: Hello, tua eng.

THE DATE
Boo: Did you enjoy the movie?
Bii: I don't know. I fell asleep somewhere in the middle.
Boo: I fell asleep after the opening credit.
Bii: ...
Boo: ...
Bii: Should we try watching it again later? Maybe a little earlier so we don't fall asleep again.
Boo: Let me check my schedule.
Bii: I'll buy the popcorn this time.
Boo: 😘
Bii: 😋

THE JEALOUSY, MADAM KANAWUT VERSION
Bii: Phi, why is there a lipstick stain on your shirt?
Bii: Are you hiding something from me?
Bii: We need to talk.
Bii: You're not cheating on me, are you?
Bii: Oh, wait it's just the design. Scared me.
Bii: I'm burning this shirt.

THE EVERYDAY LIFE PART 3
Bii: Phi, I forgot my watch. Can you bring it for me later?
Boo: Okay.
Bii: And my blanket.
Boo: Okay.
Bii: And that black hoodie you gave me.
Boo: Anything else?
Bii: Wait. I'm still thinking.

THE JEALOUSY, SIR SUPPASIT VERSION
Boo: Found something mixed in our fan mails.
Boo: It's a love letter. Care to explain why you're keeping something like that?
Boo: Who is it from?
Boo: Why are you not answering your phone?
Boo: Tua eng. I'm burning this shit.
Boo: Oh, wait. I think it's from me. Couldn't understand my own handwriting at first.

THE EVERYDAY LIFE PART 4
Boo: What would you like for dinner?
Bii: Crispy pork basil.
Boo: Shouldn't have ask.
Bii: What about phi? What do you want for dinner?
Boo: Kana.

THE SUPPAPOSSESSIVE
Bii: Phi. Why is nong stu here?
Boo: Because I'm not there.

THE BEND (COUGH) & STAB (COUGH)
Bii: Phi, my hips are killing me. I think we overdid it last night.
Mild: 😳
Bii: Shit!

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