Empire Pizza
Main St
Middletown, Connecticut
Steven: I would like a large cheese pizza.
Waitress: Okay, is that it?
Steven: Yes.
Waitress: $14.98.
Steven: Will two cents be okay?
Waitress: You can't get the pizza. Sorry.
Steven: What can I get with two cents?
Waitress: Get out of here! *kicks Steven out of the restaurant literally with a cartoon sound effect*
Steven: *on the ground* I'm such a moron.
Charlotte: Will you ever learn? *beats up Steven*
Steven: *getting beat up*
Girl: *walking and ignores the smackdown* Nothing to see here.
Charlotte: *still beating up Steven*
Steven: *still getting beat up*
This story was written on Sunday, May 1st, 2022.
A/N Steven, you can't get a large pizza for two cents! You're such an idiot! Oh my gosh! 🙄😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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