Abraham Sure Loves Pepperoni Pizza!

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Shiloh Manor

Butternut St

Middletown, Connecticut

Abraham: Where is my pizza?

Spiceseeker: Here! I got you a pepperoni pizza from Newfield Pizza Restaurant!

Abraham: *grumpy* About time! I'm starving! *takes a slice and eats it*

Spiceseeker: You're welcome! For an old goat, you're so rude!

Abraham: Shut up! *eating*

ice_elizy: Jeez, so rude!

Abraham: Speak up!!! You know my hearing ain't all it used to be!

ice_elizy: Never mind.

Abraham: *burps without saying excuse me*

Masonman2020: Ew!!! For an old man, you have no manners!! I bet your grandchildren can't even put up with you!

Abraham: I ain't your grandpa, boy!

Masonman2020: I never said I was! The heck?

Me: Exactly! I got nothing against the elderly, but you are rude!

Abraham: Shut up!

Brunetteknightt: Don't you tell my friend to shut up! Come on, guys! Let's get out of here! This old skunk is starting to tick me off!

All Of Us: *leaving*

Abraham: You'll be back!! You love being with me! *hacking cough* Darn it!






This story was written on Wednesday, May 11th, 2022.

A/N Abraham is such an old coot! And a rude one at that! But he loves his pepperoni pizza! But, he should have at least thanked Spice! 🙄 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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