Dazai doesn't get surprised easily. It's an absolute truth.
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Dazai stared at the boy, who was trying to look at the person in front of him but couldn't because his hat kept blocking his vision. The hat....Wait! Dazai has seen that hat before...
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A/N:HEAR ME OUT RN!!!!!! kirstenlol_wrote a one shot of my story!! Please go shower some love on their take of the book!!!❤️❤️
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Previously
"Well, what shall we do with you now?"
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The little ginger looked curiously at Fyodor then at his stomach. He then leaned forward to lightly pat it. "Baby" He said innocently "Wha-?"
The clown, who was holding the ginger in his arms, snorted, then burst out laughing.
"Ow..Dos kun, this is why we tell you to exercise" he said, clutching his sides to ease the pain from laughing too hard. "Shut up" The raven haired man hissed. Looking back at the ginger with a troubled expression he asked, "And why does he even know about it?" "Yosano nee san!"
The fuchsia eyed man stared at the ginger with disbelief on his face. Is the agency mad? What are they teaching a kid? Even the DOA knows better than to teach a kid about stuff like this so early "What has the doctor been teaching this child?" "Are you worried?" Nikolai asked in a teasing tone "No"
The clown made a sound, indicating that he did not believe Fyodor at all. He looked down at the little ginger in his arms and asked, "Chuuya kun, who do you think the father is?" The ginger looked up, at Nikolai, cutely and smiled while scrunching his nose "You!" "I love this child" Nikolai laughed, pulling Chuuya in a hug, who enthusiastically hugged him back.
Chuuya leaned forward to continue patting Fyodor's stomach. The older man grew flustered at the action
"Stop that!" The raven haired man yelled, his cheeks tinted pink. The little ginger looked at him innocently and said "But baby likes pats"
Fyodor's eye twitched. He raised his arms to pick up the ginger "Now listen here you little-" "Move" Sigma, re-rentering the room with a dozen picture books, shoved Fyodor out of his way, making the ushanka hat lover fall on the ground. The clown, at this point was howling with laughter, clutching his sides tightly, wiping the tears that formed in the corner of his eyes from laughing too hard.
"So, Chuuya kun, which storybook would you like to read?" Sigma asked, sitting on the ground, in front of Chuuya, and showing him the books one by one. "Did we even have those? Cuz I sure did not see them anywhere" Fyodor whispered to Nikolai, who shook his head "Nope, we didn't" "How did he-?" Fyodor raised his eyebrow in suspicion, staring at the clown who, in his defense, raised his arms in front of him "Don't ask me. He's Sigma. He can do anything"
Fyodor tilted his head slightly, his brow still arched up. The clown huffed, painting a look of fake hurt on his face "Do you suspect me, Dos kun? I did not buy these storybooks at all. And I totally did not hide them in Sigma's room" "I knew it" Fyodor said, shaking his head
They both looked at the ginger, who was trying to pick a book with a very serious expression on his face "This one" he said, finally deciding on beauty and the beast over the others "Okay. Let's read it together!" Sigma picked Chuuya up and placed him on his lap, opening the storybook so they could read it "Let's read it to the baby!" Chuuya exclaimed before Sigma could start "Baby?" Sigma asked, confused as to if there was any baby, other than Chuuya present here "Hmm! Baby!" Chuuya hopped off Sigma's lap and ran to Fyodor. Looking up at the older man, he motioned him to crouch down. When he did, Chuuya patted his tummy, earning a smack on his head. Rubbing his head with tears in his eyes, he pointed "Baby. There"
"You're having a baby, Dostoyevsky?" Sigma exclaimed, looking absolutely shocked at the information that was thrown at him "Why didn't you tell us? Did you know about this Nikolai?" He asked the clown who was secretly pinching himself, so as to not laugh "Of course not. Even though it's my baby" Nikolai replied "It's yours?! Damn"
"Is this the owner of the 'Book's doing or is he naturally that stupid?" Fyodor whispered to Nikolai "I think it's option B" "Yeah me too"
Sigma walked up to Fyodor, forcing him to sit "What are you doing?" The raven haired man asked "You need to rest and not over exert yourself, it will be bad for the baby" Sigma explained in a stern voice "How is it that you know what's good for a baby but you don't know that men can't give birth?" Fyodor asked in disbelief. Sigma didn't hear him and sat down on the ground, near Fyodor, with Chuuya on his lap and began reading "Once upon a time-" "I'm surrounded by idiots"
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Fyodor was sitting on the couch, reading a book when Chuuya hopped next to him with a picture book in his hand "What are you doing?" The raven haired man asked, not looking up from his book "I'm going to read to the baby" "You can read?" "Not gonna deny you aren't pregnant?" Nikolai chirped in "Shut up" The raven haired man 'facebooked' Nikolai to shut him up. He then looked curiously at the little who was staring hard at the words
Chuuya took a deep breath before starting "Okay Baby chan listen, once there was a prince who was very shellfish and he got turned into a beast by a witch for his shellfishness-" "It's 'selfish'" Fyodor corrected, cracking up. "But Chuuya kun is good at reading" Nikolai added, taking a seat beside them. "Thank you! So, the witch felt bad for him and she gave him a rose and...." Chuuya continued reading while the other two listened carefully. After a while, Fyodor asked Nikolai to get him an ice shaver and sugar syrups, so they can have something to snack on. They read for more than an hour, until someone decided to interrupt.
"You're getting along?" Sigma asked, entering the room with choco lava cake for Fyodor because 'pregnancy cravings', and a cup of warm milk for Chuuya. "Nah, they're not. Chuuya kun is just getting along with the baby" Nikolai said, pointing at Fyodor's stomach. "No- we're getting along" Fyodor pouted, a very faint blush painting his cheeks. Nikolai noticed that and poked Fyodor on the side making him jump.
"Oo~ Dos kun has a soft spot for children. Hm~" "Shut up" The raven haired man hissed "But Dos kun isn't getting along with Chuuya kun~" Nikolai sighed dramatically, placing a hand on his head "I am" "Prove it then"
Fyodor sighed and extended his arms towards Chuuya motioning him to come so he could pick him up. Chuuya looked curiously at him for a minute then turned his head away from Fyodor and ran to Sigma
"Sigma onii chan! Pick me Up!!" He said, tackling Sigma in a enthusiastic hug "Oh- Okay sure!"
Nikolai patted Fyodor's shoulder reassuringly, covering his mouth to stop himself from laughing and making Fyodor feel worse than he already was. The man was looking at the ginger with a expression of pure betrayal
Then, something happened that took the three adults out of their happy/betrayed/laughing state.
*Achoo!*
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A/N:Hi! I'm back with another chapter!! I hope you liked it!!
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