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Rex: So what are we doing here?

Hunter: Don't know

Tech: Omega said she had a...surprise

Wrecker: Want some Mantel Mix?

Rex: No, I'm good

Echo: I'm curious. Omega's set up a stage and everything

Hunter: And she even invited...him

Hunter stares at Crosshair from across the room

Crosshair: Would you stop glaring at me? I'm just trying to savor this dumb dumb sucker

Echo: I can't believe we thought it was a toothpick this whole time

Rex: Wait, it's not???

Omega comes out on stage, and taps the microphone

Omega: Is this thing on?

Tech: Yes, it would appear so

Omega: Ah, thank you Tech

Hunter: Omega, what, what is this all about?

Omega: Why was Yoda so good at gardening?

Rex: ?

Echo: I didn't think he was

Tech: Well, in order to answer that, I must conclude-

Omega: Because he had a green thumb!

Hunter:

Wrecker: HAHAHAHA that's funny!!!!

Crosshair: A stand-up comedian. How entertaining

Echo: You're telling...jokes?

Omega: Yes! How does Wicket get around Endor?

Rex:

Omega:

Ewoks.

Hunter: -Blinks-

Crosshair: -Claps- Now, that was pretty good

Omega: Thank you! Now, how do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk?

Rex: A...key?

Omega: Yes! Or more specifically, a woo-kiee

Wrecker: AH, I get it!!!

Echo: Clever

Hunter: Where, where are you getting these jokes?

Omega: Why was AZI so angry?

Tech: Technically, droids are incapable of-

Omega: Because people kept pushing his buttons!!!

Crosshair: -Bursts out laughing- Do, do another

Omega: How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?

With Ewokie Talkies!!!

Crosshair: 🤣🤣🤣

Hunter: -Starts to smile a little-

Wrecker: Make a joke about us!!!

Rex: Seriously

Omega: Rex is so old, he was named after a dinosaur

Rex:

Crosshair: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Echo: Hahahaha

Rex: Why am I even here 💀

Omega: Okay, okay, how about this one? What did the Kaminoians call the cookies they burnt?

Hunter: Oh no-