Adi Gallia: So, 11:59, March 31st.
Kit Fisto: Yep.
Aayla: April 1st tomorrow....
Obi-Wan: I think we're all aware of the insanity that ensues on April 1st, of course
Ahsoka: Yep! April fool's day...when everything falls apart...
Suddenly, the floor collapses, and Ahsoka falls through
Ahsoka: AHH!!!!
Shaak Ti: It's midnight!!!!!
Anakin: Happy April Fool's day snips!!!!
Obi-Wan: Oh, I am not looking forward to this
Screams, laughs, cries, explosions, rubber chickens, crashes, and every other sound imaginable can be heard across the galaxy
Jesse: Omg guys. Fives is still sleeping!
Hardcase: Let's scare him!
Echo: They really think Fives is sleeping in? On April Fools Day?
Kix: When will they learn...
Kix spits out his coffee
Kix: WHO PUT DIRT IN HERE????
Hardcase and Jesse sneak over to Fives's bed, only to find a dummy with a Shrek mask on
Jesse: What the-
Suddenly, pink glitter falls on Hardcase and Jesse, covering them entirely
Jesse: On come on! Seriously Fives????
Hardcase: Oooh look how sparkly I am!!!
Fives: April Fools! Did you really think you could-
Suddenly Fives slips on a banana peel and falls over
Echo: Yes Fives. Happy April Fools day.
Fives: Bro, how could you-
Rex: Tell me boys. Was it really necessary to tie a Halloween costume of the grim reaper to my fan, and blast Never Gonna Give You Up at full volume at FIVE in the morning?
Fives: Yes.
Jesse: Okay, but the entire closet filled with cheerios was all General Skywalker
Rex: WHAT-
Tup: You know, I really don't mind waking up early. But waking up to this in my hallway, I mind:
Dogma: That's almost as bad as the airhorn on the door. Or the 15-inch spider that "flew" onto my head. You know, you would think it would be battles and fighting that would leave you most traumatized.
Jesse: I'm gonna get some water
Jesse attempts to open the fridge, but his hands get stuck
Jesse: Hey! Who put super glue on the fridge door???
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Hilarious Texts and Tales of Star Wars
HumorThis is a sequel to Hilarious Texts and Tales of The Clone Wars, but featuring characters from all across the galaxy! Get ready for hilarious, adorable, and ridiculous moments with your favorite characters in Star Wars! Warning: These stories get pr...