April Fools Day 2023 Special

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Adi Gallia: So, 11:59, March 31st.

Kit Fisto: Yep.

Aayla: April 1st tomorrow....

Obi-Wan: I think we're all aware of the insanity that ensues on April 1st, of course

Ahsoka: Yep! April fool's day...when everything falls apart...

Suddenly, the floor collapses, and Ahsoka falls through

Ahsoka: AHH!!!!

Shaak Ti: It's midnight!!!!!

Anakin: Happy April Fool's day snips!!!!

Obi-Wan: Oh, I am not looking forward to this

Screams, laughs, cries, explosions, rubber chickens, crashes, and every other sound imaginable can be heard across the galaxy

Jesse: Omg guys. Fives is still sleeping!

Hardcase: Let's scare him!

Echo: They really think Fives is sleeping in? On April Fools Day?

Kix: When will they learn...

Kix spits out his coffee

Kix: WHO PUT DIRT IN HERE????

Hardcase and Jesse sneak over to Fives's bed, only to find a dummy with a Shrek mask on

Jesse: What the-

Suddenly, pink glitter falls on Hardcase and Jesse, covering them entirely

Jesse: On come on! Seriously Fives????

Hardcase: Oooh look how sparkly I am!!!

Fives: April Fools! Did you really think you could-

Suddenly Fives slips on a banana peel and falls over

Echo: Yes Fives. Happy April Fools day.

Fives: Bro, how could you-

Rex: Tell me boys. Was it really necessary to tie a Halloween costume of the grim reaper to my fan, and blast Never Gonna Give You Up at full volume at FIVE in the morning?

Fives: Yes.

Jesse: Okay, but the entire closet filled with cheerios was all General Skywalker

Rex: WHAT-

Tup: You know, I really don't mind waking up early. But waking up to this in my hallway, I mind:

Dogma: That's almost as bad as the airhorn on the door

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Dogma: That's almost as bad as the airhorn on the door. Or the 15-inch spider that "flew" onto my head. You know, you would think it would be battles and fighting that would leave you most traumatized.

Jesse: I'm gonna get some water

Jesse attempts to open the fridge, but his hands get stuck

Jesse: Hey! Who put super glue on the fridge door???

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