Hilarious Texts and Tales of Star Wars

It's Raining

Tup: It's still raining

Rex: Its supposed to. All night

Tup: All night????

Dogma: Chill dude. Why you so scared of storms?

Kix: Yeah. We litterly grew up on a planet where it rained nonstop

Tup: Well, I didn't used to be scared of the thunder. Until Fives and Jesse told me this horror story about this guy who showed up at people's houses and pours grape juice everywhere. -Shudders-

Rex: And why is that scary?

Kix: Tup has a deathly fear or grape juice and no one has ever gave me an explanation why

Rex: Well you can calm down because there's nothing to be scared of. Especially not some guy out in the rain

Fives: Hey look! There's some guy out in the rain holding grape juice!

Hardcase: He's coming towards us!!!

Tup: AHHH!!!!

Rex: What?

Anakin: Hey guys! It's me! I went to the dollar store and stole some grape juice

Rex: Why???

Anakin: Cause it sounded good. And I only had one dollar that I spent on a gumball.

Ahsoka: It was pretty crazy. But not as crazy as when a tree branch landed on the front of Anakin's van on our way here

Rex: Are you guys alright??

Anakin, pouring grape juice into a sock: Why wouldn't I be?

Ahsoka: Ah, we're fine. We just used the force to throw the tree branch off of us. But boy, it's really stormy out there

Jesse: You're telling me! My pancake flew off my plate and was long gone before I could catch it 😥

Tup: I-I just want the thunder to stop

Rex: We can do other stuff to pass the time

Jesse: Like what? My Uno cards just flew out the window

Fives: So did my shoe

Hardcase: And me!!! Ahhh!!!

Ahsoka: Hardcase!

Rex: Hey! Close that window!!!

Fives: So now what?

Echo: You could read a book

Fives: Or I could hit you with one and we could have a book fight

Echo: No

Anakin: I know what we should do! Have a bonfire!

Later:

Ahsoka: Are you sure this is safe?

Rex: I feel highly uneasy catching the couch on fire and using it to roast marshmallows

Anakin: Its fine. I have a fire extinguisher if it gets out of hand

Ahsoka:

Rex: ...That's...that's orange crush soda

Anakin: Eh. Works just as well

Jesse: Look look look! My marshmallow is cooked to perfection!

Dogma: Its on fire

Jesse: What? AHHHH-

Fives: Watch me shove 20 marshmallows in my mouth!

Echo: No